Kicks off all the cushions and goes flat like a tapeworm. #JunoQueenoftheDogs #bskydogs

Does JD Vance ever listen to himself or simply doesn't give a rat's arse how hypocritical he sounds? I'm really, really curious.

When you pick up some sushi for dinner but refuse the wasabi sachets because you got the real stuff growin' (still alive - not allllll of them - after a year!).

Shut outside in disgrace after nicking a cooling loaf of freshly baked bread off the bench.
#dogs

Am having major saxophone 80s nostalgia watching Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Oh my gosh I am transported and feel all of my new birthday old age.

Am so happy; thumbs be damned but I love nicely sharpened knives. Note that consistent mm ❤️

Just bawled my eyes out in a zombie flick. Can highly recommend Cargo. Could have been cheesy as but managed not to be. #movies

Black-lipped cloud muscle #junoqueenofthedogs

Present me thanks past me for freezing dripping chips cooked to second stage so that present me with no gas can have some fucking awesome chips via the air fryer tonight ❤️

Just seems a bit odd that more than one person I've spoken to in Tasmania has a spoon of these and the Hampton Silversmiths one is states :) I figured there might have been a local or Japanese 'version'.

Anyone know anything about the brand or style of this vintage spoon? We all love it best of the motley bunch of spoons in the drawer and I think I should get some more!

Well, I guess everyone is different, but my thigh still feels like a massive cork. 'Ow' every time I walk. But of course I don't complain.

Thank you. I feel quite proud of myself. It's the 3 seconds continue pressing down that is rather yuck. And now the corked leg.

Did not expect to give myself for the first time my epipen last night. Did I step on a Jack Jumper? Not sure because I often just don't notice being bitten by things or bumping into things. I certainly did not eat raw prawns. I channelled Korean cinema to stab myself in the thigh and hold it there.

Is a CPAP machine something to save up for? Or is it better to save up for corrective nose job? Asking as someone who has broken their nose a lot of times, and apparently can't breath sleeping. That's me. Considering I have another half of life to live, I guess better sleep would be good.

You, sir, have just made my day looking that reference up.

I might have read Anne of Green Gables quite a few times as a kid.

"Tomorrow is a new day; with no mistakes in it"

I'm always surprised when I occasionally hire cars, that people actually buy the cars they do. Don't they ever test drive? Can I add new MGs to the 'why would you test drive and then actually buy this car' pile?

I'd quite like for the household to be less attached to the bathroom, please and thankya - I can only assume all the neighbourhood is also feeling this cycle of primary school bug sharing.

I get the feeling "Why do Americans support Trump?" or something along those lines, is climbing the ranks in search. #uspol #worldpol #internet

Pigs' Headsdeath really is a piece of work. And he doesn't let up, or ever come over with an ounce of restraint/dignity. #PeteHegseth

Yah, it's just that the hashtag game was strong, and it is a bit harder to find the 'right' hashtag now, or at least that's what it seems like to me.

One of the best things about Twitter was watching soccer / football / Eurovision/ whatever when no one else was awake or gave a shit, with strangers who were. It's a lonelier world without a world-wide hashtag system. Dog and partner are snoring.

Where are my soccer kids while everyone else including the dog sleeps? #matldas

But what about toilet paper?

That's the time to punch, according to Hegseth - when they are down.

Juno decides a gnaw of an old kangaroo tail she's secreted in the garden, and then cuddles and breath into my nauseous face are all the right things to do in that order. Butter wouldn't melt and if I puke on her she would almost definitely lick it up.

I remembered a bag of frozen raspberries from the mountains and I am now probably over optimistic about the tummy bug healing properties of a yogurt, local honey and said berries smoothie. Here's to optimism and keeping it out of reach of the pup, who is going into ecstasies on the aroma of it.