Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

I thought Colonel Lockjaw had a new office to move into, why is he posting this

a screenshot that reads: Bluesky paid you Apr 20 + $4.99 Please... stop posting

finally. royalties are coming through #BlueskyAmbassador

Mike literally rolling over in his grave rn

Unless Nintendo miraculously drops a new 3D Mario this year I genuinely think Tomodachi Life might end up being my GOTY

Hoppip is holding groceries.

Hoppip doing groceries 💚

#hoppip #pokemon #art

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Thinking about an ex-friend who was obsessed with Ron Paul and I couldn't tell if he was serious about it or not.

I do not care to know how he is doing these days, for the record

Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.

Thank you, Bill.

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

All pichus!

Oops, all Pichus 💛

#pichu #pokemon #art

a cartoon chef is holding a piece of paper in his hands . ALT: a cartoon chef is holding a piece of paper in his hands .

Let's see how the trial's going-

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

I DID IT!!! FIRST EVER 2:09!!!

The first 2:19 was achieved in 2020 and now 6 years later we broke another 10 minute barrier.

But it isn't over, I'm still going to improve it by another 10-15s, so expect more improvements 😤

‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way

‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way theonion.com/sometimes-things-have-to...

Tomodachi Life Living the Dream George Costanza mii says "I don't want to look old though. More like... I want people to think I work at a bank or something. Y'know?"

this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife

make him fall in love with otacon pls and ty

solid snake mii in tomodachi life: living the dream asking, "Metal Gear?"

hell yeah

chills

Doing important detective work in Hotel Dusk.

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!