Was this not the entire point of the venture bros in the first place?

Shocking planning from the festival organisers. Why would you bet the farm on Kanye in 2026 and have no Plan B whatsoever? Did nobody involved think this would happen?

This account isn't even 'satire', it's just a straight up misinfo machine

Can't believe I've never thought to do this

I love this genre of post. Other favs include people earnestly commenting stuff like "you went too far this time peter. meg came to you for help and you betrayed her trust by farting in her face" on family guy videos

Would honestly be the best follow-up bit OP could muster

Lyrics from Blockbuster Night Pt 1 by Run the Jewels reading: The fellows at the top are likely rapists But you like "Mellow out man, just relax, it's really not that complicated" Well pardon me, I guess I'm just as sane as you explain'ed Or maybe sanctifying the sadistic is deranged

I think about this @el-p.bsky.social lyric often, and don't think it's ever been more relevant than it is today

Having said that, "Obama opened his doors knowing I was a criminal" hits differently now

Pusha T the only rapper who could turn being in the Epstein files into a flex

Good evening fellow Super League enjoyers

silly goose, that only restores MP

I bet chinese internet has tonnes of funny meme faces they use to make fun of Xi or the taiwanese or w/e. can we have some of those please

Had high hopes for these guys but they just don't seem to hit the same as the seething libtard or the chad yes guy

The continued proliferation of soyjaks is a sign of cultural stagnation. It's been over ten years, why have we been unable to come up with a new set of weird guys to mock our posting enemies with?

Mogging the jobcels by benefitsmaxxing

Just let people immigrate illegally, it's not even bad. "Ohhhhh nooooo, you cant be here sir, you didn't fill in the right forms" bite me

It's hard to think of a more apt metaphor for selling your soul than handing over the Nobel Peace Prize to the devil so you can become president

This lady's style and vibe just made my whole day. What a delightful person!

Can we add a .jpg to the end of that 'hello'?

I bet the following year’s Nakatomi Corporation office Christmas party had a way different vibe.

Instant new addition to my lexicon

Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"

Relatable

Yeah man. You got his ass

I'm not gonna pretend that MK Annihilation deserves a higher rating, but it is a perfect 'bad' movie to throw on and riff along with friends. It's a great movie night experience

Me changing the sheets:

He's morphing into a trollface right in front of our eyes

Is this a one-time thing, or is it like a coffee shop loyalty card where you’ve got to get x amount of stamps before being granted a free slur?

I can't believe I never put these two things together

I just got a Spotify Wrapped video from the Pod Save America bros, it's never been more over for me

It's combover