What do you think they asked him to blow up this time?

You should be nice to the plumber who comes in to fix your toilet, too. You should just be nice.

The cheapest tickets are something like $600 each. It’s $175 to park the car. Which is somehow the cheaper option, because it’s $95 each to take the bus. Who can afford $3000 or more to take their family to a soccer game?

I used to say this about Olivier Giroud all the time.

the art of war: “you - yes, you, dipshit - need to feed your men and make sure they don’t get sick. no you are not exempt on the basis of being a very special boy. oh my god, why am I surrounded by idiots.”

MAGA *and* really competent? And it has to be the same person? That's going to be a challenge.

LOL.

I need a break….

#KindnessIsGood

#Pinks
#ProudBlue

📽️: GOODNEWS_MOVEMENT (IG)

Ticket to ride? Fifa premium makes this the World Cup that actively hates you | Jonathan Liew The $95 bus trip to Foxborough highlights a tournament unique in modern times – one that ultimately makes no secret of its disdain for the paying public

'This is the World Cup that actively hates you, that brandishes the darkness of its late-capitalist heart as a proud badge of honour. And frankly, what are you going to do about it?'

By @jonathanliew.bsky.social

Karen says the chef should be more careful when discussing recipes.

Hahahaha. This meeting could have been an email.

Same garbage in Foxboro. The same train that is $20 for Patriots games is $80 for the WC. They set up bus service for the WC that costs $95. Parking spaces are $175. The cheapest ticket available is for Iraq-Norway - it's $675 plus fees.

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is absolutely murdering me right now. 😂

“We’re going to end the blockade by blockading it” is next level dementia.

“One break…coming up” is, after Eruption, probably my second favorite VH moment.

“No, no, no, leave em on” also ranks highly.

Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile

Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-base...

Ha ha. Credit: Josh Helfgott

“Uhhh, you don’t need a backup plan”

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

I lol'd at this.😆

Rhode Island’s indie bookstore passport program returns, sending readers on a statewide literary road trip " data-large-file="https://i0.wp.com/whatsupnewp.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Bookstore-Passport-1.png?fit=780%2C975&ssl=1" /> Three Rhode Island independent bookstores are relaunching a statewide program that challenges readers to visit every indie bookshop in the state — and rewards those who pull it off. The Rhode Island Independent Bookstore Passport Adventure, first launched in 2019, returns April 18 and runs through April 26. Passports are free and will be distributed […] The post Rhode Island’s indie bookstore passport program returns, sending readers on a statewide literary road trip appeared first on What's Up Newp.

Rhode Island’s indie bookstore passport program returns, sending readers on a statewide literary road trip

I’m not really Catholic anymore, but if this dude calls for a Crusade, I am in.

Aide: sir you were supposed to choose ONE of the talking points

Almost as glorious as watching Alabama win the NFC South.

The NFL should have promotion and relegation with the NCAA. Watching the Jets lose to Middle TN State would be glorious!

Any other RI peeps get polled on the gov race tonight?

A shameful, racist rebuke to our national creed. I can’t wait until these fuckers are in bracelets.

He's right. Overthrowing freedom of the seas is actually extremely bad and will cover far more than Iran and the Strait alone if this is allowed to stand.

This makes me think something new and awful is about to drop.