a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

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I know I'm supposed to hate the corporate money-driven bullshit that is the modern Olympics, BUT CURLING!

The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.

a slightly slower take on the great song "Broken"

🎶seems everything's gonna be fine
one day
too late
just as well🤘

Seether - the reason I bought the ticket - also brought it

What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho

Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans:
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass

Hi just letting you know, every embarrassing and/or wrong thing I've ever said was off the record

oh like y’all have never drunk texted a reporter while being a us attorney and forgot to go off the record

By the way - everything I ever sent you is off record. You're not a journalist so it's weird saying that but just letting you know. 32m

This is actually a perfect meme.

Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!

and her on stage singing it

kids, this is a lesson - bring a sign and things can happen. sign

more Daughtry

they also do a solid Journey cover

this guy in particular was really bringing it

we were still kind of shit for Daughtry, but he had a better show than I was expecting, I'll admit

we were less shit for P.O.D.

if only there had been some way of seeing this coming

if only someone had warned the poor dears

it truly amazes me how much of a self-own being "anti antifa" is, just like being "anti woke" or "anti SJW"

literally no self-awareness at all

An image of the Trump-Vance presidency smashing a wrecking ball into the White House to build a monument to Dear Leader—during a government shutdown—captures 2025 pretty well

Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.

/5 I mean in terms of completely airheaded lack of comprehension of the situation this is like getting dinner at the French Laundry and then when the bill comes saying you shouldn’t have to pay because you have the third most popular food influencer blog in Rancho Cucamonga

we were a shit audience but Kami Kehoe still brought it tonight. I didn't know her before, but I do now

good news, we've fixed the national debt

the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history