Did you? Truly? *Me*?
Posts by Emet-Selch
He sits and fusses with his napkin, laying it across his lap delicately like the Lord he is. Or was.
"Did it take you terribly long to prepare all this? I am impressed. Beyond impressed, and you must *know* by now how meaningful that is.
Of *course* I do. I can will myself to look however I want!
But, thank you. It is good to know I am well received.
Why are you so focused on the past today, hm?
No. For all that I know, you could be *venomous*.
He looks over the spread eyebrows raised in surprise.
"Lucky for you, I've come to very much enjoy the food of the sundered world."
You look well.
No jokes, but do *not* make me regret saying so.
If you insist. Let's go.
[He just stand there looking like a tired mom.]
Ah. Of course. The day of japes.
That was *their* mistake, though it would hardly be surprising to see you *repeating* Azem's.
Must you pull these emotional niceties out of me?
I suppose it will come down to who bites *harder*, then.
I am *plenty* fun. Just not when there is *work* to be done.
...Spend time with me. I've missed you.
Since when have I gone around *inspiring confidence* from people?
No.
I very well could be. Watch your back.
Good. Go on, then. Shoo.
It has been a bit, yes.
And how do you know that I am not *already* those things? When you see a cubus, is it as such? Or is it me in disguise?
Perhaps I am not even *Emet-Selch*. I could be three shoebills assuming his form.
Give it time, cat. I am still waking up.
Busy? Enough to keep me from *you*? No.
So I've noticed. The air seems jovial. Are you partaking?
Prepare for me your most favorite dish.
[Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.] I am indeed.
One would hope.
[He waves a hand dismissively] My cat-shooting days are *long* behind me. I'm much more interested in *other* activities with the previous involved.
...Fine.