My whipped cream turned into butter. Follow me for more baking tips.

Which one are you?

You just gotta!

I can hear the honk from my car telling me I locked it, and I will still do it again in 10 steps because I'm not sure if it's locked.

This album is so fucking GOOD

beefy.bandcamp.com/album/crash @beefyness.bsky.social

Facebook and Reddit ads appear to start very inexpensively. 10 and 5 dollars respectively. Twitter appears to vary from around 30 cents per interaction to about 2 dollars. All of these programs have a per click campaign or a lump sum campaign it appears.

My psychic cheese can communicate with the deceased.

Me before the coffee and coke bender I need to start my work day.

You told us we can’t date the princess, so it sure sounds like there’s one wrong choice.

🎶Cut my hand with some pasta.
This is my last risot(to). 🎶

I have not, but I’m going to!

Gooooomba!!!

I just bought this on VHS to go with a very hallowed collection, which currently includes the 90’s Super Mario movie, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Rudy.

Never ask a woman: her age
A man: his salary
An emo: if he's okay

Oh thank the gods!

I have an extremely important question about this book. Does anyone end up paying inheritance taxes on these ghosts? I'm worried there may be an investigation and potential tax fraud!

My choices were Live Más or 4th Meal. I cannot accomplish both in this world.

Why is this just an 8 bit Beefy?

My “what’s hot” page on this app is almost all cat and dog pictures. I love the internet.

I’m here to perpetuate small crimes. Jaywalking, tax evasion, selling a national treasure, etc.

My god. His relatability meter is over 9000!

Here he goes again, being super relatable.

Please do not eat your cat 😞

She deserves more respect, and maybe some snacks to be honest.

I worry that you’ve undersold the ominousness of the triangles. Are they malevolent? Are they symmetrical? Are they the triangles my geometry teacher told me not to hang around with because they’d try to sell me drugs? I need ANSWERS!

Dearest @nichole.bsky.social It’s been one whole day since I have seen your face. I hate you so much. Sincerely, Fugs. P.S. please enjoy these steaming hot balls from my flight.