one of the greatest to ever do it. happy bday, tim curry!

If you have to put boobs on a monster to find them hot, you are weak and will not survive the winter

I ended up making DuckDuckGo my default browser *just* because it gives you the option to turn that shit off 💀

Look at heerrrrrr (Bluetooth transmitter because wired headphones aren’t really practical for my job 😂)

Dude right? Im always looking up new words and facts about animals and other cultures. The only shitty thing now is that you have to weed out the AI slop.

I spent six hours Friday night ripping cds to my MacBook. Buying music straight off iTunes is fine and dandy but I dunno…..Maybe this is me being an old man yelling at a cloud idk but I’d forgotten the weird sense of satisfaction you get when it’s all done and you sync it up to your iPod/mp3 player.

I do have a gameboy and a DS though that are frequently in my purse 😂

You’re so brave for saying that. Honestly I can’t give up my smartphone as much as I’d like to either. I really far too much on platforms like WhatsApp and Discord to communicate with loved ones overseas and as an anxious driver…..I need GPS 😭

Anyone else getting *fucking sick* of streaming services and their bullshit? I bought an iPod off eBay because I’m getting really fed up with Spotify’s nonsense 🙄

It be like that. I treasure the friendships I’ve made here but I keep up with most everyone via discord or Snapchat anymore so maybe once a month I’m like “oh yeah….social media exists. I should post something so people don’t think I died! 🥴🥴”

Mattress commercial: Our product features precision fit coils for extra comfort—
Me: *loudly, alone in my living room* PRECISION FIT YOU SAY?? 👀

Every time I log on to this app I feel like Donnie in Big Lebowski. Just no clue what the *fuck* is going on 😂

I see you’re about as online as me 😂😂😂

I should honestly draw Outlet going down on Socket again…

Should draw Socket getting eaten out more in general.

Mommy’s running on dial-up lately

Outstanding 💜

Shane pathetic pillow humping hours 😈 #sdvnsfw

Quilluary - Day 1: Pomergranate (Dryad/Fae au)

In collaboration with Visionofthebees’ (from tumblr) fic Heartwood: archiveofourown.org/works/804315...

Promtp list by Astellus on tumblr
#sdvnsfw

I like procreate ☺️

A tribute to Brigitte Bardot as the OG spacegirl Barbarella 😎
Thot it be fun to put her in the character look n world whom she was based on 😁

It’s probably a subconscious message that you’re being too hard on yourself or somethin’ ☺️

Lisa Simpson doing kids news, standing by an abandoned railroad crossing. “The old memes don’t come by here much anymore…” Suddenly dat boi appears. “Oshit waddup”

War Crimes won’t hide Sex Crimes. Do not get distracted. Do not let your rage subside.

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black jacket on . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black jacket on .

Everyone keeps talking about how hot Leon is and all I can think about is how badly he needs a haircut 😂

Woof 🥵

My significant other got me the Zelda edition gameboy sp I’ve wanted since I was a child for my birthday and I’ve never felt so seen in my life 😭♥️

Penn makes her N E R V O U S 😂♥️

Dudes will hit on Sinthea and most of the time she barely looks up from her book to acknowledge it. A pretty woman compliments her outfit though and

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