endlessly on the search for someone to tattoo my butthole

thank dog for the crush crumbs i slept so damn good last night knowing that for some inexplicable reason ohio reminds him of me ♡

crush randomly texts me “i’m in dayton ohio until sunday” (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) bro that’s 9 hours away what am i supposed to do with this information

proud to have never eaten meat in my entire life i stg i think if i ever did eat meat id convince myself im basically a cannibal like you really think there’s a difference between animal & human? no

accidentally quit smoking again for the second time in 3 months

i need everyone to understand that we are living in topsy turvy land

we only date 65+yrs in 2026

2026 when will i ever have sec again

if you like toilet humor o boy do i have news for you

becoming more hopeless & numb by the day

everyone in my life has a fun little crush and my crush is probably going to k*ll me

truly just wanna find my own jack black husband

t break just making me fight back tears every freaking day

crying my eyes out at the righteous gemstones finale just like i did for the super bowl half time show.

hmm it’s very pathetic of me that i keep having dreams about being cared for, and when i start to stir i cling on to those feelings with my eyes forced closed so tightly.

i s2g if my secret crush doesn’t text me on valentine’s day im killing myself & breaking up with him (in my head, ofc)

i have a whole jar of shrooms & no crush to do them with SUCH A CURSE

& on the 5th night of this t break, my slumbers gave to me.. sweet dreams of kissing & meeting his entire family (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

it’s true i am lonely but what’s also true is that i don’t want any friends

everyone* has a crush on me at the library

*who is clinically insane

god i miss receiving nudes & sexts

one track mind: 01/09/26 running really fast so you don't get hurt.

baitkush.substack.com/p/one-track-...

new blog post, trying to get back into sharing 1 song every friday

they are in love

exactly 5 years from the day that i adopted casper, D.W. came into our lives. and if that doesn’t prove to you that magic is real idk what will ♡︎

pls halp i am unironically attracted to 60+ year olds

please, #iowa where is your #rapscene ?

2025 all i did was date virgos & virgos are all i will ever date ever again. they are the best.

i really love to date hot himbos who want me to take their photo all the time.

sausmix (v) woof woof

unconventional crush mix:
on.soundcloud.com/kb6SVXhcLUdg...

nothing will send me into a tizzy more than a crush sending a playlist unprompted