meewee is learning to tolerate clothes!

the only politics millie knows is how to be diplomatic about getting food

pupdate: still cute

i just described having adhd as having a strainer for a brain with a rat trapped in it, and now all i hear is dings inside my head, thanks brain

i heard sportsball happened and someone won

having a great time booing tesla drivers

i'm knitting

how to live fully: reply 😂 to your tramp loving cousin's posts

a 7yo made this for me at 6am. the spotted creature is a raccoon with pimples, she said

The year is 2135. Car culture has been replaced by plant culture. Teenage boys compete with each other to impress girls by growing the tallest sunflower

temperature blanket update: it's weather

sorry to be the dark sister over here, but there's a special place in hell for those who start their mornings with a full on disney soundtrack playlist

quietly playing with colors until i decide to click back into reality

i'm glad these 2 are blissfully unaware of how awful it is out there

A child called me a mistake sandwich today and I’m still reeling

today is just another day in hell

wait is boy cat gonna be ok??

this is a hot drink free zone, drew

if you know how many teeth you have without checking you're most likely a criminal of some kind

hope y'all ready for dog content, bc my children are the most important things i have

i'm just here to start a bunch of projects i'll never finish

i love that!!!

hi, hello!! it's been too long

hi hi hi!