to everyone that sees this post:

did you have any relations with that woman?

Which fate is worse:
Gambling ad meme page son?
OR
NEET daughter?

if there is one thing i have learnt months ago, i guess in regards to dragging something on for too long, not ending a post/joke early, or i suppose just me venting in general: sometimes i need to just zip my fucking mouth and shut the fuck up.

you know what? fuck it, i'm back.
admittedly left out of impulse because i wasn't doing well mentally + admittedly got embarassed after one now deleted post landed poorly woth someone i care about because of an unnecessary end to said post.

but idk, guess the alche schizoposting will continue.

running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.

that's great to hear, thanks!

are you going to shoot me to death

^^^^^^^^^^^&&^&&^^&^&&&&&^^^&^^^&&&&^^^^&^&&&&^^^^^&&&^^^&&&&&^^^^^^^&^^&^^&&&^^^^^&^&^^^&&^^&^^&&^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&^^&&^^^&&&&&&&&&&&&^&&&^^^^^^^^&^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&&^&&&^^^&^^^^&^^^^^^^^^^^&^^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&&&&^^^^&&^^^&&^^^^^^^^^^&^&&&^^^&&&&&^^^^^^^^&&&&^^^^^&&&^^^^^&&&^^^^^^&&&&^^^^^&&^^^&&&&^^^^^^

update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf

this year already is a nothing burger year. can we go back to new wars breaking out every 3 months again?

2026. thoughts?

i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.

bacteria gets cold, let them in!

call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔

MY WIFE just merged the EXCEEDINGLY RARE conjoined baby merge!

you are addicted to yaoi, it is beyond over, for i declare you a fujoshi.

a picture of smurfs and mushrooms with a sign that says i love toxic mold sorry it 's the mold talking ALT: a picture of smurfs and mushrooms with a sign that says i love toxic mold sorry it 's the mold talking

idk what is going on anymore

i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged

Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!

alt account interaction with jeffery epstein

oh yeah, happy halloween i guess.

22929282 2827263 101028282 27263535 27272663 272736363 29020988 0987662 876453677 0009000000 118282727276 18282872776 6666666666 99872762

♤■■>○○○○○}[[~[~}~{♤《《《》⊙♡⊙⊙⊙°¤¤°•■○♤○♡○♡○} #▪︎▪︎○○☆☆♡♡♤♤■■○■○○■■♤}▪︎[}▪︎}▪︎♧♧♧♧
#◇◇♧[○}~}~{~{~>■■□□••```▪︎
#《》》《《《♡♡♡♤♤■■■▪︎▪︎▪︎○○○☆⊙⊙⊙⊙°◇◇◇◇

امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح

me when i am asked what 9+10 is so i reference a funny vine, while adding "old" at the end