are we back in medieval times cause everything sure is mid and evil illustration of a goblin on a snail

🎨 @wizardofbarge.bsky.social

A bag of potato chips with Japanese kid’s character Shin-chan in “sorrowful rice” flavor

Holy shit just a few hours ago I was saying I love potato chips but I wished there was a way they could taste like rice that had experienced great grief and regret

did you hear about the dolphin that was really good at a whole bunch of different things? yeah she was multi-porpoise

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

maybe we shouldnt have put right wing podcasters in charge of the world

I will donate, phone bank, and knock on doors for any Democrat who promises to do everything to the Republicans in power that they’re doing to innocent people. Not talk about the price of milk. Not talk about norms. Just want a promise that the these motherfuckers will rot.

The media has to stop using 'crackdown' to describe what ICE and CBP are doing in Minneapolis.

'Crackdown' implies a response to wrongdoing. There is no wrongdoing. People are just existing.

You won’t be prepared for Sonic’s voice

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Trump declared Fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction? That certainly passes my “And Therefore We Must Kill Brown People” law.

Which is, American politics makes more sense if you follow every piece of news with “and therefore we must kill brown people.”

Never heard of this. I’d like to give it a try if you have another!

Just need to read three more horrible things then I can get a good night’s sleep

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

Twitch Twitch is the world

I’m about to stream with a friend for extra life if you want to check it out www.twitch.tv/funnersoft/a...

this dystopia is completely ruining my enjoyment of fictional dystopia

Hyperlinked text that says "View All Soups"

Do I dare????

Riker tooting on that boner

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

Authoritarian CDC Handwashing Guidelines Under the Trump administration, and the direction of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Centers for Disease Control have updated their pre...

"To be clear, we’re not anti-soap. But given the skyrocketing rate of chronic illness in this country, isn’t it worth investigating if soap plays a role?"

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share