Nice to see that America is finally getting the Rustlers BBQ Rib back

My artistic process:

*Oh boy I'm so excited to get to work on this idea I have!

5 minutes in...

*This is horrible I need to kill myself.

15 minutes in...

*I think I'm the next Mozart.

30 minutes in...

*I should break my wrists why do I even bother.

Done!

*Damn I kinda cooked.

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.