I'm not afraid to get an Etsy witch to hex everyone bar Piastri

Getting more bird tattoos tomorrow teehee

Gouache is such a horrifically "trust the process" art medium and I have chronic trust issues

a drawing of a blue shrimp wearing a cowboy hat & bandana, holding a pistol & saying “i'm gonna krill myself, pard'ner”

evenin’ bsky

It will never not be funny to me that Zak Brown got tattoos for Lando and Riccardo winning GPs but not for Piastri. He has favourite children and it shows

Haha babe omg what if we got matching Bloodless/Happy tattoos from hit game Baldurs Gate 3™. Haha jk jk.

...Unless???

I'm gonna fight a physical manifestation of Java s2g

the bridge on the river kawaii (✿◠‿◠)

Ems dad: Reading critically acclaimed sci-fi, or old noir stories
Em: HOT HALF DRESSED MAN ON THE COVER OF A BOOK CALLED PREDATOR

I love logging media I consume (Letterboxd/Storygraph), but my dad follows me on the latter and I *really* don't want him to see how quickly I'm devouring a shitty Mafia Romance™ novel rn

I manifested a podium, gang

I think if I was Lewis Hamilton I would simply not overtake Hulkenburg, and let him have a podium frankly

A notification from Amazon which states: "Recommended for you We thought you'd like new Despicable Me t-shirts and hoodies"

Idk what read Amazon has on me but I don't like it

A picture of Kermit the Frog, with his mouth open and his hands on his head. In a speech bubble next to him there is a quote from Jordan Peterson: "The earliest political memory I have, it was when Robert Kennedy was shot. I don't know how old I was, probably four or five. I watched his funeral and I thought, "I'm going to have a funeral like that.""

If you squint your ears, Jordan Peterson sounds a little bit like Kermit the Frog

empty wheelchair covered in parakeets

omg they even ate the bones

If by car BBQ you mean "I could fry a burger on this bonnet" absolutely hahah

Me 🤝 Carlos Sainz's Car

Absolutely not coping in this heat

I think there being a nod to the great Chuck Tingle in Date Everything has genuinely made my day

I'm absolutely obsessed with this guy on facebook marketplace from Gloucestershire

A kinda whacky sculpture. It shows the form of a man on all fours, some of the form is built up with what looks like styrofoam, and some is just cardboard. It's feral, it's very feral energy

I'm about 20 mins away from home, I've been awake 24hrs, my tummy hurts, if I had to describe how I'm feeling it's this sculpture

>:)

Does someone wanna psychoanalyse me - I had a dream I found Madeline McCanns body

A sign tacked to the wall that states "Don't look up men at work"

Terrible news for fans of classic 1981 hit "Down Under"

Exhibit at the Smithsonian Zoo, showing a cartoon cross section of a human body and a reptile body and showing the similarities between the two. They are separated by a line so it almost appears as though they are one

Yet another unrealistic body standard for man

Update: he noticed me and I distracted him *so much* he came 20th in quali :/

Please no I don't need someone feeding my delusions

My toxic trait is thinking that Yuki Tsunoda will see me in the grand stands and fall in love and then we will get married and I will live a life of luxury

Yeeee! I am one excited lil bean

And then too distracted by the fast cars to care - you've got off scott free!