I used to get tummy rubs, followed by the question "when is the baby due?" I wasn't even fat then. Now I am.

I used to live near a bus stop when I was a kid. I enthusiastically waved every time a bus drove past. There were always smiles from passengers. As an adult, I still occasionally do it. Still get smiles. You’re never too old or too cool just wave “hello” at people. Kindness is free, luv.

I did it once many years ago. It was also GLORIOUS! Do it and just repurpose the chicken into a curry or sandwiches. That’s what I did.

You sound nice.

As an ex-pat American, I am more likely to be on time with a 12hour clock because I don't have to pause and count to line up the 24hour clock with my brain. And for the record, I work in a deadline oriented industry that demands never, ever being late.

Thank you. Hope you’re doing okay

You’re very kind. Thank you!!

Big hug back to ya!

Well, I was abused at home AND I was bullied at school. No one cared. Somehow, I survived and eventually thrived without taking it out on anyone else. Fuck bullies.

That’s a banner day

I guess we all need a hobby

Oh man. Sprinkle some grated cheese on top, and I’m there!

I hope you’ll give this a read.

open.substack.com/pub/larryfli...

Same here. Weird, I guess. But true.

Sounds like the plot to a bad tv show.

Screenshot excerpt from Larry Flick’s Substack essay titled “Independence Day”

Beautifully written piece by my friend @larryflick.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥 open.substack.com/pub/larryfli...

Hope you can give it a read…

open.substack.com/pub/larryfli...

Ya got me. My goal was to spread lies so that twats like you can feel smart and superior. Job done.

I think you get my point. Have an awesome day.

Chinese - China
Curry - India
Kebab - Middle East
Spaghetti Bolognaise - Italy

As a non-Brit who lives here, I’m fascinated by British obsession with food from anywhere but here.

I did that before I got married. It was awesome. The only downside of having a partner is having to deal with their family at Christmas.

I wish I had this much free time.

Social media

That has nothing to do with Spotify. It’s down to low attention span punters and radio programmers.

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I hate that you feel that way. I believe that you do matter to people. More than you realize

Sometimes I think it would be nice to be able to still believe in things like Santa and flying reindeer.