⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you’re all ridiculous. there, i said it.

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i'm raising the bet. i'm taking the gamble. i'm claiming the win.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀biiig cat stretch...

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀dogs... 💢

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⠀⠀┈ *̲ 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄
⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑳 . . .
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ i made him,, @underthemask.bsky.social

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ oop 👀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... you’re an odd creature, aren’t you?

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a group of people standing on top of a hill ALT: a group of people standing on top of a hill

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ tempted to make a melon,, look at him schmovin

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.... why?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀did you want something?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” mediocre morning. ”

the scissoring is either him asking to finger him or something else, but my funny hc is that its the former and mordecai just didn't get it

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ youre real for that

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ NICO IK WHAT YOU ARE

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i have a 𝐧𝐚𝗺𝐞, you know... 💢

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀that explains nothing.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... explain, please.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀an early grave sounds like a good time to you?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i’m going to kill you... and then kill you again.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ idk my favorite thing to play with when it comes to my feline muses is the cat v dog dynamic

except its weirdly homoerotic

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.. ” what? ”

OMG NOT RATIGAN HAVING A DOLL OF BASIL LMAO