Eye contact

Like yeah my lube and condoms are still gonna be overpriced but at least they have a more reliable pharmacy and it's cleaner and overall just a better shopping experience
I fuckin hate Walgreens it's either a shithole or full of faggy old people who think they're better than you

Walgreens is an inferior version of CVS in every way except for the fact they still sell cigarettes and CVS doesn't

inevitable Kirara art 🫠

Programming a Bob Dylan GPS voice so I'll just be driving to the airport and get to hear "hey, make a right onto the Interstate 94 West ramp to merge onto Interstate 94, man!" in Bob's endearing voice

yo I was blitzed as fuck last time I was on here why tf am I iron xan

ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
it's ya boy Goblin and today, we're coming in with a banger, a true hoot and a holler

The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL

I'm never eating pussy in the Bronx again!!!

digital art. a blue horse giving a side eye with a mischievous look on their face

horse but blue this time #art

Where the hell am I

Trvth nvke

screenshot of a youtube video showing david lynch sitting in a chair during an interview with the the title “David Lynch: I love factories and nude women”

HBD miss you, king

love when Snapchat decides to flash me with a picture of my tits
Like wow thanks Snapchat I AM hot

ordering a Dr Pecker at Kentucky Fried Cock

hungover,,,, :c

Swelling rage

I'm so fuckibg drunk aaaa

so true

im a one-trick pony and my one trick is being a faggot

A sketch I drew for a friend of mine, @kccccccccc0wmytail.bsky.social ! Fayne gets hypnotized by their Neitherite Gholdengo, El!

Fayne really doesn't have much luck with pokemon, does he?

I was gonna post this on world hypnotism day, but it wound up not happening lol

broke: working out and getting fit for your health or to be "more attractive"
true enlightenment: working out and getting fit so you can princess carry your gf

🍰🍰

so true anyways my CashApp is $CelesAries

RIP Joe Camel. He did nothing wrong

Shout-out to the hardest character in fiction