crying, puking, shitting (good)

Tim Heidecker was forged in the flames of hell for this job. 🥲 🇺🇸 🫡

cracking open my bagel to extract the marrow

[jeb bush voice] would i go back in time and party with hunter biden? hell yes i would

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

A menu item: “Bagel Bone A bagel inspired by traditional methods, often incorporating a uniq…” Text preview cuts off. A thumbnail image of what appears to be a pile of bagels shaped like big comical dog bones is to the right.

But why

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

being off social media for a few days is crazy, because it’s a reminder how little anyone not terminally online pays any attention to anything. all these huge firestorms, they don’t care! this is neither good nor bad, it‘s just true.

I would rather get my hands whacked with a hammer than watch this

J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

wish i could be of more help! sincerely.

biblical scholar here, reply guying the pope adds 1000 years to your time in purgatory every time you do it[1]

[1] Council of Trent, 1545-1563

I’m not sure, but there are words you can mute. Names, etc. Not a perfect system since most people say things sideways, but it’s an option.

would you rather be:

A. church protomartyr torn to shreds by pagans in st. alban circa 223AD
B. beatified prosletyte drawn and quartered on orders of thomas cromwell, 1535
C. visiting priest beaten to death by chavs over scuffle for ipod touch, 2009

STAYING IN FRANCE NOT AN OPTION

They put a warning label on rap albums.

Beautiful story of a man bonding with a robin.

Is America full of concentration camps? Author of One Long Night: A Global History of Concentration Camps, @andreapitzer.bsky.social joined @eisendrath.net on It’s the Democracy, Stupid to warn us that silence is complicity
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"Where are all the campus protestors?" ask the grinning ghouls who cheered on the brutal suppression of campus protests

“tired of looking at bad screen / can’t wait to get home and look at EVEN WORSE SCREEN” the classic meme with an officer worker sadly on work computer at top, updated at bottom with smoking Matthew McConnaughy (sp???) looking in horror at his phone

it’s true

*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the babadook is standing, leaning against the booth at a restaurant table. He’s chatting with a family sitting at the table, “So I took the paycheck from the movie, and I bought this place.” Panel 2: the father of the family asks, “you still get royalties for that?” Panel 3: the babadook replies, “eh. Like 40 bucks.” The father says, “no kidding.” There is signage on the wall behind them that reads “Baba’s Greek Bistro”.

i can’t believe the red ring archivist was hit with an adult content filter for this. it’s Art!!!

Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:

That's two weeks to file of impeachment. That is the Congress's only job.

That's it. Nothing else.

i remember growing up as a kid, i always wanted to not get nuclear bombed

If you're a member of congress reading this please knock it off and get busy shit-canning the lunatic in the white house, thanks

Hayao Miyazaki films start in his sketches—his "image boards." It’s a habit he’s kept up for 60 years.

He works fast and loose, mainly in pencil and watercolor. Perfection isn't the goal. But you can trace his growth through the pictures. We explore:
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