A classical oil painting of a woman with a weary, unimpressed expression - she asks, "Guess Who Feels Better?" To the right of the woman's face, the text continues, "How the F-ck should I know? It's not me." MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
@hellolanemoore wait so in order to receive help, I have to "expressly let people know I need help" and then "actually allow them to help me?" sounds like a scam to me
total scam
Being a writer is funny because I just keep assigning myself essays to write then being like ughhh I can’t go out tonight I have homework
Even though I’m so busy with the #palia update and #pokopia I couldn’t go to sleep without a #Kingdon Fanart on PITTDAY ✨#thepitt #langdonmel #melangdon #franklangdon #melking #fanart #procreate
IT’S PITT DAY 💕 #kingdon #thepitt #franklangdon #melking #langdonmel #fanart #procreate
ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT. Let’s feast tonight ✨ #thepitt #kingdon #franklangdon #melking #melangdon #langdonmel #procreate #thepittfanart #fanart coloring with the lasso tool is so fast, I don’t know anymore how I did it before lol it was so stressful
The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Mutual maturation vs oral sex Dorty talk vs praise kink Pet play vs daddy kink Bandage vs pegging Car sex vs mirror sex Dryhumping vs cockwarming
THIS OR THAT: Polin Kinks Edition 😈
You know the rules, you must PICK! No CHEATING! We won’t share if you cheat 🤭
#PolinWeek
Happy #polinweek! Day 5: Oral, in collaboration with
@abvj.bsky.social 's fic: Devotion. L!nk to fic and full view in 🧵. Pen and Colin step away from a ball to attend to some...urgent matters. #polinweek2026 #polin
A photo of astronaut Christina Koch from 2023. Text reads: She was the first to edit Wikipedia from space. In 2019, Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch made the edit during her mission aboard the International Space Station. Now, she's on her way home from the far side of the moon.
Did you know there is a Wikimedian in space? In 2019, Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch made the first-ever Wikipedia edit from space during her mission on the International Space Station. 🧵⬇️ (1/2)
Foreplay
So… sailor moon transformation colors has always been correct 💅 ✨🌹
The top text reads: "ah i'd love to but i've got a busy day today". The calendar includes three scheduled blocks: 8 AM to Noon: "feel tired for no reason" Noon to 2 PM: "worry about why i'm so tired" 2 PM onwards: "google reasons i might be tired"
I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.
Artist:Gemma Correll
chris murphy - i had a dream my life would be, so different from this hell i'm living - a french prostitute in 1823 and also me rn
I'm basically a French prostitute right now
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:
- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal
Okay, but can AI do this? *stands up* *collapses* mybodyistryingtokillme.com
there are altogether too many quotable paragraphs in this must-read article but i think i can restrain myself to just this one
Medical PTSD (trauma due to repeated negative experiences with docs & other medical providers & settings) is a painful struggle on its own— but it can be particularly dangerous, because it reinforces hopelessness & avoidance around medical support & care we might desperately need. Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle | @DrDoyleSays
@DrDoyleSays
MY STABLER!!!!!!
McDonalds sign reading we are currently out of boy toys sorry for the inconvenience
McDonalds drinks sign reading sorry out of cock
this recession has gone TOO FAR
I see that and raise you this ⌛️
A parody of a motivational poster featuring a serene image of a sunset over rippling water. The golden sun is low on the horizon, casting a warm glow across the waves. The overlaying text, written in a clean white sans-serif font, subverts the typical inspirational message with cynical, deadpan humor: Top: SOME TRITE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE Middle: ABOUT OVERCOMING THINGS OR SOME SHIT Bottom Left: I DON’T KNOW Bottom Right: FUCK OFF
An infographic titled "CHRONIC ILLNESS IN PIE CHARTS" in bold, colorful letters. Below the title, a subtitle asks, "What a 'good day' means." Underneath is a pie chart divided into two unequal sections: A large pink section labeled "no surprise symptoms" makes up the vast majority of the chart. A small light-blue sliver labeled "slight relief" completes the circle.
Artist: @gigi.and.the.girl on Insta
I'm cooking up something(s) for #polinweek in collab with
@abvj.bsky.social... But you can get an exclusive early sneak peek of all the WIPS that I'll be dropping over on p4treon 👀🌶️ #polin This one is for Day 4.
