I'm glad the normies are being exposed to these fuckass tech bros, especially Alex Karp and his electrocution-core haircut.

😤

Heckin big reginos

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Roll red til I'm dead.

Mexican Borat be like ¡Mi Esposaaa!

Glad to see the JD Vance effect work so well for Orban.

Keep it up.

Masters hat of the year.

I miss having a president who doesn't have to offer preemptive pardons to his staff because they know he is ordering them to commit crimes.

The crossover we've been waiting for.

It's Saturday night, it must be Ra #boardgames

Took the win on this after a really slow round one.

Damn, I think this is true

I think I remember this from last year but there's a plane flying over the Masters this year that sounds like a JU87 Stuka doing mock divebomb runs over the course.

I mean, if you've got a bounty of whatever - get the bag.

The game is kicking my ass.

A few more (fractionally small amount) of tankers allowed thru the Strait again.

I was gonna say that it was funny watching Vance debase himself in Hungary for Orban but it's not that funny and also debasement requires a base to start with.

These people are sad and they believe in nothing and should be removed from office.

As of like 90min ago, ground spotters reported B2s leaving ENE from NY.

I'm sure that's fine.

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

He's gonna nuke Iran right? That's what's happening?

Or just a big fake out to claim he's talked to "the right people" and claim victory.

I saw that Seinfeld episode ln where George starts sleeping under his desk at work, and then I had a dream where I slept in my office at work - full on 730-345, and didn't get caught and DAMN George had shit figured out.

An odd thing I noticed about this movie - nobody can sit still.

Every scene is filled with insane jostling, horseplay, passive acrobatics (?!), and pacing. All the Na'vi have severe ADHD.

I watched the new Avatar movie today and I couldn't tell you anything significant about it.

The stubby kid with the dreads has 2 different names and becomes important for the story. It doesn't matter. Nunna this matters.

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Jean-Paul Sartre: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give life a meaning.

Me, half paying attention to whatever he’s going on about:

Well they managed to get that 'Waiting for Cadeau' line in there!

Silent erasure itt.

"Shiv"

Ahh geez

*flirting* so is there an... Artemister?

Proposing a WWE sponsored event where they use Ikea furniture for all the props.

Just plowing through a dozen Poang chairs. A man gets powerbombed thru a Tonstad table.

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)