Damn one is gonna sting.

I've seen a couple of posts lately that have been like "oh I don't like Ryan Gosling, but this Project Hail Mary movie is great!"

I'm really sorry but The Nice Guys and Blade Runner and Drive exist so who the fuck are you?

This movie is HIS is so many ways, he's THAT GUY.

I be 10 in the 80s and Ate'in the Tendies.

This joke works.

More Ra for #boardgame night. This has got to be the most wild and random board game we regularly play. The first two entire rounds were over in under 20 tiles draws.

Nokosudice, a mentally taxing dice and card bidding trick taker from The Japans. Uses the Diablo font!

#boardgame

A podcast host says "today on the pod, we have Ted from I have no mouth and I must scream." The host asks Ted, a gelatinous blob "how ya doin, Ted" Ted quivers in pain. The host looks attentive. Ted quivers in pain.

Beetle Galleries lookin like a dang ol' Phoenix!

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

Happy Triangle Shirtwaist Disaster day to all who celebrate.

This is why I only drive fully Bricked Up. It's dangerous out there.

Ryan Gosling now has 2 of the most iconic outerwear items in movie history.

The scorpion jacket from Drive can't touch that Fox pattern wool zip cardigan though.

Say Hans, why do we need all these Buffer Zones?

Russia invades Ukraine to annex land they say belongs to them and we send material support to Ukraine.

Israel invades Lebanon to annex land they say belongs to them and we start a regional war with one of their other numerous enemies to cover for them.

Predictably, Project Hail Mary was amazing and we paid the extra $2 for the ScreenX thing which projects onto the walls. Seems a bit gimmicky maybe but really puts you IN the scenes.

Watching #projecthailmary tomorrow and expecting to love it. I plowed thru that book by Andy Weir, who also wrote The Martian - the only book I've ever read in 1 day - and have seen the movie 6 times so I have high hopes.

A writer to really reset my love of sci-fi.

Its 2026 and Marvel Heroes is Back? The Goons did it? We're Cosmic'ing Hulk again because that's what He deserves.

Indy 500 fit.

Ahh yes, the technological hurdle that every sports bar and airport lounge has figured out 25 years ago - a couple TVs playing Cable News.

Some of the most delicious looking tiles in the #boardgame universe.

I honestly didn't think I'd be this bad at Slay the Spire 2. I was pretty ok in 1 and holy fuck it's like I'm playing with half damage on. This shit is not clicking.

Wife just told me this one:

What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?

Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

If I was the Aston Martin Honda engine, I would just not vibrate as much and make more horsepower. I guess we're different that way.

Getting my Wolf Blitzed at The Situation room wyd

Although it's very visually stunning, Sirat didn't really catch my attention until the Landmines.

You're laughing?

The Oceans are now battlefields and you're laughing?

I had my corned beef for the year for lunch that was so bland I had put salt ON the corned beef.

What the hell.

I watched "Is This Thing On" last night and they put Payton Manning in a movie???