If I'm still annoyed after that, I'll start plotting

Mhm.

I'm annoyed. I'm going to go do a bunch of drugs about it.

Hmmm...

Somewhere, someone is fucking around.

Deadly Neurotoxin

I hate that fucking thing.

(MANIC LAUGHING)

Who's asking? I don't know you.

//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals)

He's not a fucking rodent-

Yeah! It looks cool.

(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)

Maybe you should be.

"... nevermind."

He's so disgustingly nice. I want him miserable.

i vibe with raccoons even if i dont rule over them

You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.

"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."

Hm. People need to die, actually!

"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."

"Not one of mine."

"That ain't a rodent."

🙂

(He is lost in a fit of giggles. Probably high as a kite.)

(Blasted on eggnog)

Hello

(Shrinks down into a very small and bloody rat to begin grooming himself.)

(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood)

(... hungover grumbling)

He's overstimulated and the queen is hungry. The only solution is the catharsis of a bloodbath.