Everyone saying South Park went scorched earth on Trump. Scorched earth leaves survivors. That's nuclear.

Could this national brand announcement that I've been working on since OCTOBER finally be going live this week? 🤔

Matrix is glitching like crazy for me today.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Pro tip - Whipped cream cools a spicy burn. 😏

Posting viral videos you don't own doesn't make you an influencer. It's makes you a pirate. 🦜🏴‍☠

How do I start a hot sauce feed? 🤔

Plumber quoted me $500-$750 to fix my leaking water meter with no warranty.

Fixed it myself for $30 and a sore back.

What's your favorite #hotsauce?

A tablespoon of Everclear infused with pure capsaicin.

Whoever squatted on my username on here can deepthroat a hot sauce bottle. I own the domain and set it up that way. 😝