my lover's lover said i look like "a victorian doll" and now i have absolutely no sense of how i appear to people

the salute emoji was lifechanging

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pants: HELLO, PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE pants: HALGHULAGHULAHGLAG

"A PERSONAL FRIEND" https://bonequest.com/9886

are hospital administrators having any thoughts about the helium shortage or are we just gonna have a surprise final mri at every facility

also seeing a Lot of "wars over btw" comments when they aren't doing everything in their power to avoid acknowledging the current ~operations~ in iran

the mercenary influencers and brands of instagram are really only posting cop/ice/ukraine content at this point. the operator aesthetic is alive and well tho, just nearly entirely divorced from the american military proper. i have noticed some forced gwot nostalgia posting lately?

Iran has bombed 3 Amazon Data Centers in the UAE and Bahrain.

s/o to all the other haters and losers hitting submit on their nremt renewal after completing their continuing education requirements at the last possible minute

jokingly mentioned how expensive jet fuel was going to get to my coworkers and got totally blank stares. people have absolutely no idea how bad this is going to be.

thank you comrade broom handle. i should've deployed you sooner.

had to break out the big guns tonight (banging on my ceiling with a broom handle to get the short term renters upstairs to shut the fuck up so i can get maybe five and a half hours of sleep before work)

are will still pretending the gas crisis isn't happening or can we start arranging hospital creature carpooling groups by shift

"Some of our personnel have been killed at our medical centers, others while they were out in the field, trying to pull people out from under the rubble.
The exact place they went to do their rescue work was targeted again once they arrived".

i made a coffee cake w a cream cheese glaze to take to work in an effort to bribe my coworkers into looking past how odd and offputting i am

i felt like satan incarnate separating my perfect little boy cat from his perfect little sister cat to take him to the vet for his hurt leg :~( he's such a perfect sweetie he got all three xrays without sedation

the person who tagged a picture of downward spiral era robin fink w hashtag leatherdyke on pinterest is my soulmate i reckon

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

the building has been hit ~5 times since 2019 apparently

someone crashed their car into the building at 16th and delaware that people keep crashing their cars into. good thing the city has done nothing to calm traffic and reduce speeds thru the intersection!!

this is going to drive me exactly as crazy as the deputy who died in a single vehicle mva bc he wasn't wearing his seat belt while speeding in inclement weather and got himself ejected

i haven't seen a single article about the dead beech grove cop mention that his department refused ems transport

don't get on the radio and scream for medics to rush and then ignore them. that's ~20 whole minutes from your scene to eskenazi that your precious boys were deprived of advanced life support interventions bc you idiots never think to meet ems where they're staging.

what's up w police in this county refusing to allow cops who get shot to be transported by ambulance. like w/e acab dig your own graves, but do they really think so little of the paramedics in this county that they see no benefit to throwing someone in the back of a truck instead of a cop car?

it's neat how my first thought upon rejecting a coworker's advances as politely as possible was, "oh man i hope he doesn't bring a gun to work and shoot me" !!!

deuce: NAPALM ME deuce: ASSEMBLY LINE ME deuce: PYROCLASTIC FLOW ME pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING BUT I WILL HUG YOU JUST THE SAME pants: OOF OW MY BONER

"DON'T KNOW" https://bonequest.com/9831

i love the emergency department and i love the patients who congratulate me for passing my Big Test and tell me they're going to request me next time they need care <3

i checked in on the other site and saw some of the louder right wing influencers arguing against emergency departments providing people with "free health care". this does not bode well.

In 2011 I had a well-sourced story on medical students doing unauthorized gynecological exams on unconscious patients without consent and we didn't publish it at a major women's mag because my boss, whose husband was a new doctor, said "He told me that doesn't happen."

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