Hey! USA! You want concessions before negotiations even start?

Here's a concession:

FUCK. YOU.

Oh, that's not hair gel.

Can confirm. I can't see the mess 'cause ADHD. 👀

True story.

I've been unplugged for two days. What's this all about? And how many fucking unbelievable bullshit did I miss?

I hear Danielle Smith is looking.

Cherry blossoms

Money Shot!

Wow! There must be, tens of people there 🙄

Yeah but they fire at boats when it's someone's birthday, so it's hard to tell if of they're trying to sink boats, or if Aziz turned 32.

Fuck I hate USAmericans.

So unrealistic. There aren't even any brown people being violently arrested for being brown, or nurses being shot six times by federal storntroopers for helping a woman they themselves were assaulting, or your president openly fucking children, AND NOBODY CARES!

FUCK I hate USAmericans.

Ok, now, let't turn our attention BACK TO THE EPSTIEN FILES!

It was too delicious not to screenshot! 🤣

This woman has more courage and moral standing in her left, small toe than most Americans do combined. 🇮🇹🇨🇦

What the fuck @mark-carney.bsky.social?

Pierre Trudeau is in the top spot, above Pierre Poilievre.

I typed "Pierre" into the Wikipedia search bar. Guess who came up on top? 🤣

Not pictured: Doug Ford lying on the floor in a circle, one leg in the air, licking his own asshole.

Pierre Poilievre and Mark Carney. Two Alberta boys, both from similar backgrounds.

One's intelligent, educated, athletic, classically trained, and forged by experience. The personification of what many little boys dream of becoming one day.

The other? The personification of an asshole.

#cdnpoli

They should stop following illegal orders. And in an illegal war, ALL orders are illegal.

Your "troops" get about as much sympathy as me from me as our soldiers gave the Germans in the first two world wars.

Hint: Google "war+crimes+Canada"

You have people burning coal to create heat to create steam to turn turbines to generate electricity. And you have data centers that get so hot, it uses water to cool, it turns to steam, but THAT steam is just, fucking, waste?

And people say I'm out of touch. I am the only sane one in the room.

Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession. Every time. It's incredible!

Even their falls look fascist.

Alberta sold it's soul for oil a long time ago. It is the land of wind and bones. I would know. I call it "back home" 😢

Ok, they didn't order anything.

Poilievre and Carney recreating that how do you like THEM apples scene from the movie, you know. With the guys, the good one and the stupid one?

HA!
#martyfontaine #HappyMajorityDay #cdnpoli #Canada 🇨🇦

I suddenly have the urge to play tennis.

In the meantime, how much pain will be inflicted on the most vulnerable of us? What's an acceptable number? As you wait for your illegal administration to fuck up enough to fall? It took Hungary 16 years. You are on year 1.3.
The US, they've tried nothing and they're all out of ideas.

THINK HARDER.

It's so funny to me how am entire faith was created over a few people's acid trips. Humans are weird.

Pierre poilievre through a ring camera

Pierre #Poilievre at his new job as a traveling vacuum cleaner salesman 🤣

#martyfontaine #cdnpoli

You like apples, Pierre?

How'd you like them apples?

#martyfontaine #cdnpoli

Anthropic's Claude Mythos Finds Thousands of Zero-Day Flaws Across Major Systems Claude Mythos finds thousands of zero-days as Anthropic launches Project Glasswing, enhancing defenses but exposing AI security risks.

Banks, Energy, infrastructure, Nuclear, Military. All at risk. AND federal court judges in the US have ORDERED Anthropic to hand it all over to the US government.

Buy gold. Like, real fucking gold. And smoke 'em if you got 'em.
#martyfontaine #Anthropic #data

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