youβre fired. wait youβre rehired. email us a list of things youβve done today wait forget it youβre fired again. come back your job was important. youβre fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Posts by Ems
Giving it a run outside and we're bonding. Pretty sure a wild rabbit wouldn't do this?!
Surprise random bunny appeared in our garden yesterday. All our neighbours have dogs. So surprise random bunny is now in our living room... π¬
Oh no. Absolutely shocked. Her poor family π
Sounds like a perfect morning. These are beautiful!
It's both. It's the 'peace' de resistance
Here you go... a very old one of mine that I put on Flickr years ago π
If thereβs a scandal involving the new Trump govt & Musk and itβs not dubbed #Elongate we as a species have failed
Hello from a fellow Tasmanian! π
That's really kind. This is only my third day here but the vibes are so nice!
Done. I feel like they'll actually do something about it here, at least
Yes. Their voices have been amplified way too much. The silence here is peaceful.
You can get a piece of blackout material from somewhere like Spotlight and hang it over your existing curtains/blinds. Kid probably still won't sleep but at least it'll be dark
My first half hour here: frantically trying to educate Bluesky on who I am as a person by liking all the cute animal and anti-Trump posts