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Quiktrip jalapeño cheddar hotdog with jalapeño, ketchup, mustard, and relish, you will always be king

Breaking out of Twitter is so hard lmao anyways here's the moment I realized the top of the ceiling fan was dusty.

GLaD0S descends

📷 Mika Lavenza Zenteno

#portal #cosplay #poledance

Well did you?

Here have some puppy pole

2am olive oil shots 乾杯！

Yeah I think if I'm gonna use Bsky I'm gonna either need to two-account or be a lot more puppy on here

Coming on to say I love men

I dont feel like having two accounts so how much am I gonna humanpost and how much am I gonna puppypost and how much am I gonna furrypost on here

Its me im top

I forgot bluesky existed again. Officially im supposed to post thirst traps and unofficially i complain in an even more whiny manner. Here's a pic of my first time shaving my sides from 2 days ago yes the sun was in my eyes

Have yall ever not had work for 6 weeks, and then been assigned real work with some modicum of challenge when you're at your absolute horniest because there's too many family members in your house and too little time? Jail for everyone.

baulder's gate 3 is terrible for role playing. stop telling me that i've stopped concentrating on friendship. i would never do that.

That Doraemon goes hard

Driving on Atlanta highways be like

Am I experiencing a deeper romantic attraction than I ever have in my life or do I just need to chill

Oh its everywhere sometimes when a bara artist does a face reveal they do the bear face

Oh I forgot bluesky existed again

The fastest i ever intentionally decided to ghost someone on tinder, we talked about what sort of restaurants he liked and he said he'd rather the restaurant have a good vibe than good food and service and that truly triggered a yuck reflex.

Where's the video essay

High key obsessed with Keith Lee discourse on Atlanta I am simply a hater for vibes based restaurants.

So funny to me that Evangeline usually has a sense of what's naughty and if she still does said naughty action she constantly looks at me to see if ill do anything about it. And if I move, she bolts.

I can repost on all social media if I want to I mean look at her

Am I experiencing more mild racism lately or is this the result of simply going out more.

This entire week has just been intense yearning I hate it here

Life is so pointless and disheartening, like and share if you agree

#tbap fandom

All older tops are batter daddies

Sometimes at 2am I will go to quiktrip and get myself a hotdog just so I can remain humble. Truly a grounding experience.