One for Susie Dent to get her teeth into. Groceries.

Who the hell splits a pill more than 5 ways?

Only recently discovered that whilst filming Edward Scissorhands, Johnny Depp didn't really have scissors for hands.

The flesh fingered-lot taking another acting job from the Scissor-handed.

No. As long as Arsenal don't win, I'm content.

I have nothing against Arsenal, just have a couple of mates who would become insufferable if they win anything.

And will it affect house prices?

A colleague and I live in the Midlands but go to Head Office down South on a Monday. We speak on the phone only once the first there leaves the motorway, so there's a 10 minute chat, max. If we wait until work to gossip, other people get involved and that only extends conversation.

Could Gary the Nonce be trusted to refer to himself as that?

Mr Brightside.

Sounds like it was sung by Josh Widdicombe.

If only there were a way to solve your yellow teeth problem.

I don't think he's aggressive, just that his footballing ability outstrips his brain pretty easily.

The only hope is that he's so bad the senate majority is wiped out in 2 years. Won't happen though, unfortunately.

The Trump administration will serve as a cautionary tale in a few years time, but nothing of note will have changed over here in the same time.

Did they leave the option "He's a bellend" out by accident.

Starter for us next season I reckon, regardless of which league.

Oh yeah...him.

Who was our last #5?

Considered doing the same because my Oscar didn't win "Pet of The Month". He won the next month, though.

I think we'll beat them, soundly if their form doesn't improve. Cunha and a couple of others back and a new signing or three. Should be a good match, either way.

That's great news!

Drinking just isn't worth the hangover and cost!

They're okay CBs but when you get skinned by Vardy, you aren't quick enough.

Turns out the vet was correct and Oscar did have bone cancer. He passed over the Rainbow Bridge at 12:05.

He was a good dog.

I'll keep you informed.

Cheers mate. As you know, I'll be quite knackered without him.

My dog could barely walk this morning, unable to put his front left paw on the ground.

Fair play to the vets, FIVE of them came round within about 15 minutes.

The vet gave him an opiod painkiller, booked him in for tomorrow and suggested BONE CANCER. Isn't that a bit much without tests?

The best thing about Twitter is the turn off reposts option. Makes life much easier over there....besides the rampant racism.

Could've been named Birmingham New Road, I guess.

At least once a week on the M6 around Birmingham.

A game of Wonky Donkey would put anyone in a good mood.

We're poorly tactically, especially defensively. GON is losing or has lost the players.