I don’t want to buy a house without having a parter to share it with.

Diffusing awkward situations with guys that I think are being aggressive/defensive.
Compliment them of something the own-
- dude that’s a really cool jacket.
- bro, that bike is badass!
- Your tattoos are awesome. Where do you get tattooed?

What kind of auadhd do I have?

The kind that walking around Dave and busters calms me down and lets me think.

My punk rock Luigi costume.

Where is all the 2A people????

This guy just sits weird.

he looks like a doll brought to life by magic

a man with a mullet is looking at the camera with a blue background . Alt: Steve guttenburg with changing hairstyles looking at camera.

I’m trying my hardest to watch “The Boyfriend School” with Steve Guttenberg I just can’t handle the 80s today.

Food? Where we are going we don’t have food!!

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Would it be the same sound as a cricket?

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As the nurse leaves she says “btw the opioids can give you constipation and the antibiotics can give you diarrhea”.

“So what does that mean will happen?!?!”

A tweet by @ennui365 , labeled "Thursday," features an image with a green leafy background and white text that reads, "IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE 'HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN', THEN I HOPE YOUR NEXT COLONOSCOPY IS DONE BY A PLUMBER." The text uses a sarcastic analogy to criticize the logic of voting for Donald Trump based on his lack of political experience, comparing it to choosing an unqualified person for a medical procedure.

And if you want a business man, why choose a multiply-bankrupted one?!

Are they love bombing or are they Italian-American?

My latest challenge in spending time with people.

Hospital selfie. I’m way more irritated than I look.

Cruising some dating sites and I got to say.
I don’t think I trust people that smile in selfies.

Welp. That’s apparently how I type when on pain medication.
I guess I secretly want to twerk.

Send blood benders my way. I figure which muscles do the twerk.

Speak slowly include spelling last name, date of birth, and repeat phone number at the end.

Imagine being so rich you could tank your companies all to be weird fascist no one likes.

Says it all.

I stand with Ukraine.

I dropped my bike and my ankle tried to catch it.

Broke my leg and not happy camper.

Can’t spell analysis without anal.

Just saying.

I sometimes go to Pinterest looking at different cool desk organization ups.

a man wearing a white shirt with a navin patch ALT: a man wearing a white shirt with a navin patch

Got held hostage by a drunk guy who talked over me for 20 minutes about how we should be able to just “show our cocks” when at bars. He was trying to make a point about body shaming, I think. Or he was trying to see my special purpose.