Nuremberg II: Electric Chair Boogaloo

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

The idea of restoring freedom to the military is confusing to me. Is he going to get rid of the uniform and grooming requirements as well?

“the ideal was toleration” is a take. Equal rights is a bit more than toleration

pet treats? khakis???? white people going after poc when amazon’s race war on what white people need to survive is right in the open

I don’t hate men but if men were actually the way conservatives think they are I’d be lobbying to put you all in camps

Ladies, if you want a family you gotta find you a man who is repulsed by children

I like being at the airport early and having an overpriced coffee or beer, but I’m not super important like Josh

A toilet for the man whose body shuts down if he even smells fresh fruit

With the popularity of carnivore diets this will need to be the new standard

You expect her to interrupt her stream just to check for toddlers? She’s locked in. She’s in the fucking zone

I don’t get why we’re acting like this is a wacky conspiracy theory rather than the most plausible explanation

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

The wee bitch coalition

Not because it’s easy, but because it is dumb

It would be funny even if she was a country music sensation, because that’s a weird thing to say say about your gf. But also she isn’t. She books gigs like singing the national anthem at the NRA convention

Every now and then I remember kash patel calling his girlfriend a country music sensation and it’ll never stop being funny

His gf is a rock solid conservative AND a country music sensation

Waiting for someone to post a non paywalled link to the smash patel article

My mom said it looked like beaver tail. I didn’t ask how she knows

And for way more people

This didn’t even shock me and for that alone RFK jr belongs in prison

I was going to say we need a Welsh person to teach us how to pronounce it, like Bannau Brycheiniog

I form a very bad opinion of someone who switches teams, even for less stupid reasons. Antisocial behavior

Main should pick the old lady over the nazi tattoo oaf with a washed up comedian vocabulary

What a stupid question. Would he have his job if he didn’t lie?

It’s so funny that even trump’s flunkies have given up on him being a competent leader and are waiting on the war to resolve itself somehow

Holy shit, I’m hearing the White House DoorDash thing was staged? Apparently random DoorDashers don’t just rock up and hand the President a sack of fried fish???

The saddest/funniest part of that lie is you know he didn’t even come up with it himself

I’m a hick so the lead missed me, thank god