I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy standing in front of a girl standing in front of a man. I'm in a queue, basically

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

*sniggers*

You're always endearing...honest! 😉 Loved the update, Ken. 😊

The Puddy Diaries - Nov 24

This week's blog post is about the cat. Apparently, I'm at my most endearing when writing about the cat...

Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).

"Excuse me, where are the Terminator action figures please?"
"Aisle B, in the middle"
"Shouldn't that be ba..."
"Yeah, they're in the middle".

[in French restaurant]
"Excuse me, can we see the menu please?"
"Mais oui"
"Oh, sorry. May we see the menu please?"

Waiter: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir?
Customer: Can I hear the specials again?

*butts in* Morning! Happy birthday, Polly! 😊

When your energy supplier offers free electricity for two hours between 7am and 9am on a Sunday. Yay! However, my body and my dog are not happy. #octopusenergy 😴😴😴

It really is lovely to reconnect with you as well. 😊 I am getting over a broken wrist (two surgeries down and one to go) but am back at work part time which is such a relief. Eesh will be 12 in February which is hard to believe! 😊

That's the feeling I'm getting. It makes me so very happy! 😊

Hi, doll! How are you doing? It's nice in here, isn't it? 😊

It's me! How are you? 😊

They are a bugger! Eesh is just her usual wee, wonderful self. Her back legs are being affected by degenerative disc disease but we just have shorter walks and lots of naps. She'll be 12 in February which I can hardly believe. 😊

It feels very odd. I'm back at work on a phased return and I'm managing not too badly although it does ache a bit afterwards. I'll be glad to get back to normal (well, as normal as I'll ever be 😉).

I'm not too bad - I broke my wrist at the end of July and have had two surgeries and I'm just waiting to hear from the hospital to have one more to remove all the metalwork in my arm. What a palaver! How are you doing? Axx

Aye, we had some here as well. Idiots. Luckily wee Eesh's hearing isn't as good as it was.

Evening! 😊 How is everyone? There are enough seats for everyone so make yourselves comfy and we can watch the madness from afar. 👀

Evening, David! How are you doing?

Evening!

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Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
Pirate: More parity!
Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?

Look from a different angle by Paula Cleary

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A Venn diagram with two circles featuring YOU which intersect unsurprisingly with YOU

You're so Venn.
You probably think this diagram is about you

So, this wee bugger lugs said a very nice "hello" to a gorgeous 18 month old Border Terrier this afternoon at Pets at Home. She sniffed all his bits several times and then walked on. At nearly 11 she still manages to surprise me. 😊

A lucky first word choice. 😊👀

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No. 😊

Same.