shit, same here

Man wearing sunglasses laying back on a sunny grass at Gas Works Park

‘Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This,’ Says Seattle Man Enjoying 37-Minute Window of Sunshine at Gas Works: tinyurl.com/24fw2w75

Geno says good vibes only!

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

My favorite headline in a while.

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in...

Troy Nehls throwing elbows in the pit to grab a souvenir tonsil stone like a drum stick at a concert

Young man touching his face while seeing older version of himself in mirror

Rapidly Aging 23-Year-Old Already Unsure Who Half of Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Is: tinyurl.com/2hmr9tuu

Today they're honking horns. Tomorrow they could be honking guns, or worse.

RFK Jr. Appointed Head of Human Centipede Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today announced his self-appointment as the Health Department's first Head of Human Centipede.

RFK Jr. Appointed Head of Human Centipede
thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-...

they blasted matt stafford’s pussy with gamma radiation for a few hours and it completely fixed him. realigned his yonic energy

Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid Minneapolis residents were reportedly on high alert today after a masked sex offender began going door to door informing them that this was an ICE raid.

Sex Offender Goes Door to Door Informing Neighborhood This an ICE Raid
thehardtimes.net/culture/sex-...

slap some beef tallow on it you wuss

I'm hearing all his bones fell out and Donald Trump personally gave him CPR

deathbert cometh

holy shit lmao

Trump Awarded Hormel Peace Prize  - HARDTIMES AUSTIN, MN — The Hormel Corporation has announced today it will be awarding its coveted Hormel Peace Prize to President Donald Trump.... Continue this tale

Trump Awarded Hormel Peace Prize

thehardtimes.net/breaking/tru...

that's just Mitch McConnell

[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

well the good news is we'll still have "elections"

If someone was muttering this next to you on the bus you'd switch seats

Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

cheap t-shirt at a full moon party in Thailand circa 2010 ass art

Claim: Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles are crime-ridden cesspools. False: These cities are safe, vibrant cesspools.

Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back