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Since we're apparently committing war crimes and ignoring the basic concepts upon which our country was founded, Trump's comment that "a civilization dies tonight" is accurate.
Congress: "Trump didn't ask for our permission before attacking Iran!"
Kids at Epstein's island: "Yeah he does that"
It was a really good panel! I enjoyed it!
"Is your client ready to be sentenced?"
"But judge... The Dow is at 50000!"
"A good point, counselor. Case dismissed."
The latest Epstein revelations really make the pee pee tape seem so innocent in comparison
Trump is apparently "inviting" Greenland to join us. Are you kidding? With him in charge, most of the United States wouldn't join us right now.
Something in the way she moos
Attracts me like no other bovine
Something in the way she chews cud
I don't want to leave her now
You know it's 'cause she's a cow
He names all the reindeer, acknowledging that we know them all, and then asks if we recall the most famous one of all. Well, if it really was the most famous, why did he need to remind us?
I'm glad the guy who threw the sandwich at the ICE idiot was found not guilty. If guilty, he'd be toast. He wouldn't have the bread to pay the fine. Lettuce be glad; that ICE officer was an in-bread sub-human.
We're on a roll.
Conservatives are screaming that Mamdani's election means that NY has "forgotten about 9/11!"
No, New Yorkers remember 9/11 well, when Muslim firefighters, police, and volunteers worked together after that terrible attack, and mourned Muslim victims as well.
#Mamdani
The idea that a small group of billionaires is secretly running the county is ridiculous.
They're not secret at all.
"Hi, we're the Republican party! We're led by a rapist with 34 felonies who is suffering from dementia, and if you vote for us, we promise to cut every government program that helps you and will work to hurt everyone who is not a straight, white male! So, can we count on your vote in November?"
I remember conservatives saying if we legalized gay marriage, that soon the country would be without a moral compass, with evil set loose to run things.
Turns out they were right!
Heidi asked what I thought of the K-Pop band on TV but I told her I wasn't into Seoul music
Reports about Biden being old seem so quaint next to the unhinged insane paranoid tweets that dementia-riddled Trump is producing these days
You know, since he is against trans rights, we should insist on calling him his dead name #PopeBob #NewPope
Pope Leo, huh? I wish he had kept his original name and just became Pope Bob the first #NewPope #PopeBob
How is Trump supposed to attend the G7 meeting in Canada next month? They don't allow felons across the border
I'm glad Trump placed tariffs on Heard Island and McDonald Islands, places with no humans and no economy! Those damn penguins have taken advantage of us for far too long!
Hey, all my conservative friends who said it was just about illegal immigrants: I'm anxiously awaiting your condemnation of the Trump administration deporting immigrants with green cards and visas who have obeyed every immigration requirement.
Hello? Anyone there?
"Hi, I'm Chuck Schumer, the Senate Minority Leader. You can tell I'm the leader, because I got nine (out of 45) other Senators to agree with me."
Ah thanks. Didn't think to look under my profile
I see that some Republican legislatures are trying to pass laws that would prevent doctors from giving vaccines.
Next on the agenda: Imprisoning anyone who claims that the earth revolves around sun.
OK so how do I find a list of my followers so I can follow some of them back?
Me: Heidi, you have to stop using the F word in our home.
Heidi: You mean 'fish'?
Cats (appearing out of nowhere): MROW MROW MROW MROW
I'm so old I remember when conservatives considered Russia the enemy
