On the bright side, that's 10 years where AMD has managed to not create a new Bulldozer or Phenom I.

Driving an electric vehicle doesn't feel like living in the future. It feels like living in what 2005 should have been.

Why is the home screen of @theathletic.com iOS app the slowest thing on the entire Internet to refresh? Can be sitting at home on 1Gb fiber, page loads in a browser instantly, but the iOS app takes 1-2 minutes to load.

When the “ceasefire” doesn’t even last long enough for you to get your “will the ceasefire last” reaction articles out first…

I will never understand people who think Pearl Jam’s “Vs.” is a good album.

Much like how there are only two Weezer albums, there is only one Pearl Jam album.

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything?

That’s how the internet was.

Yes, we've seen a Halo speedrun. #AGDQ 2011. It was quite long...

Green Jellö - Misadventures of Shitman YouTube video by Green Jellÿ

Anyway, here's Green Jelly's "Misadventures of Shitman". www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSb...

It feels like I'm being scammed for my shit somehow. I don't understand the endgame, but they're trying too hard to get my shit.

I recently turned 45. I was given the choice of colonoscopy, or shitting in a box and sending it off. I chose the box.

Box arrived, I haven't done it yet, but the company is sending me texts reminding me to shit in the box, and now phone calls asking if I have "questions" about shitting in the box.

Billy, this is the 1987 Suzuki Samurai. It can climb anything and make your friend’s Jeep build look foolish.

Its defect is that it rolls over in a highway collision and kills everyone.

A modern off-road vehicle that can climb like this would cost $180k. We can get him for $10k.

To all those cities who are taking down their Cesar Chavez street signs and looking for a new civil rights name to use, allow me to make a suggestion…

I remember seeing the Challenger shuttle disaster in school in either 1st or 2nd grade.

But I wasn’t in 1st grade in January 1986, my 1st grade was a year later.

THEY SHOWED US A REPLAY.

If there’s no RSS feed, then it’s not a podcast.

y’all ever think about how many modern problems would disappear if people just had the barest minimum amount of shame? i’m not talking catholic levels or anything, just a little.

By next #Olympics, bring #PWHL checking rules to the women’s IIHF rulebook. #hockey

Screw all this kei truck stuff. What we need are Suzuki Jimnys/Samurais.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

I want to make an indie #Battlefield clone, but where all the guns are .17 or .22 caliber. TTK is super high, and most gunfights end with combatants having to disengage to treat their pain and bleeding states.

It would be called RIMFIRE.

Samsung device "detection" is such an obnoxious PITA. It does nothing but get in the way. And device switching on my 2025 OLED is unquestionably worse than on my 2019 VA QLED.

All that said, the picture quality is stunning and the input latency nonexistent on the OLED. And LG has its own issues.

🧢 Make Olympic Hockey Play on International Size Ice Again

#olympics #hockey #mohpoisia

It’s annoying getting a song stuck in your head against your will.

When that song is “We are Charlie Kirk”, it makes you reconsider if living is a good idea after all.

I swear I hear Trey Parker when I hear it. I don’t understand how the song is real and not parody.

I’ll pay 1% of my taxes and say that I’m working towards compliance.

Come on Sports Illustrated, get it together.

The Jaguars are undefeated when Lawrence looks like the adorably klutzy protagonist in a romcom.

And he’s gonna end up getting a pile of that Aiyuk-voided money, I’m betting.

#TheGameAwards are less Academy Awards and more Grammys.

[audio for the end of the world] R.I.P. beloved Genrich (✝ 17.02.2023)

Found a streaming radio station that speaks to me: AD_FINITUM (www.adfinitum.org). Moves seamlessly between industrial, dark ambient, neoclassical, doom metal, drone, gothic, darkwave, medieval, and the like.

“Audio for the End of the World”. Reminds me of long-defunct podcast Aural Apocalypse.