his ass is not fighting back against the British

thank you for coming to my ted talks

NYI Goaltender Semyon Varlamov, re-signed for 4 years, 2.75 million a year.

(4/4)

4. Semyon Varlamov (4 years x 2.75m) this is the worst contract. Varly is still good now, but he will be 39 at the end of this contract. Huge risk that he reverts. The contract itself is fine the term is meh. But he is Ilya Sorokin's best friend and a good mentor so it shouldn't be that bad.

NYI Forward Pierre Engvall, re-signed for 7 years, 3 million a year.

(3/4)

3. Pierre Engvall (7 years x 3m) the most controversial contract. At the end of last season Palmieri-Nelson-Engvall was the best line. He's only 27 and has some room to develop into a power forward. Also, like Mayfield, in a non-flat cap era, a buyout would be fine if it happened.

NYI Defenseman Scott Mayfield, re-signed for 7 years, 3 million a year.

(2/4)

2. Scott Mayfield (7 years x 3.5m) one of the more questionable. He will be 37 when this contract is finished and will probably be washed by then. However, consider that the cap is going up dramatically soon and this can help them reach the floor if they need to buy out. Also, he's good atm.

NYI Goaltender Ilya Sorokin, re-signed for 8 years, 8.25 million a year.

My thoughts on the NY Islanders UFA Re-signings (1/4):

1. Ilya Sorokin (8 years x 8.25m): This contract is a Lou fleece. Not only is he 1.75m cheaper than a goalie like Sergei Bobrovsky, he is better. He is 27, so young for a goalie. This contract will be a gem as long as he stays healthy.

Being on Bluesky makes me think, how on earth did I get to 1300 followers on twitter

oh thank goodness a nice little treat

is Bluesky not really working either or is it just me

Has Joe Biden considered just deporting Elon

I think 10 years ago people were like oh I can make a fun little platform who cares about the business model and now it's become an issue so they've decided to throw shit at the fan to make money anywhere possible

Just thought about the fact that verified users on twitter were already complaining about interactions and now it's gonna get way worse

It's NHL Free Agent day and I can't see who is signing where this is a disaster

❌ stopping the bots

❌ stopping the web scrapers

✅ stopping real users from accessing Twitter

Twitter is just worthless now lol

what the hell is a "re-skeet"

When Bluesky leaves the testing phase are the beta testers gonna get like a neat award that shows that we were losers before everyone else

baked chips are an act of scientific genius

Anyone want to buy some oceanfront property in McCook County, Nebraska?

wow, drew savicki, what is your favorite ninja turtle

This would never happen at the copa cabana!

First Hudson Fasching fan post in Bluesky history

I honestly forgot that Al Arbour was still the coach of that team; they were horrible lol

Let's talk about something important: I say the 22-50-10 New York Islanders.

is this thing on?