Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

We don’t really need to keep putting Graham Pauley in the lineup.

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

A man in India made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans on IG with a fake AI influencer

• Helped pay for his med school

• Tried a liberal version but it didnt work

“Democrats know it’s AI slop .. The MAGA crowd is made up [of] super dumb people. And they fall for it"

(via WIRED)

Mike Vrabel had 'difficult conversations' over Russini photos Mike Vrabel said the Patriots and their fans will get "the best version of me going forward" after the New York Post published photos that appeared to show the coach embracing and holding hands with f...

Well, she lost her career but you’ve had “difficult conversations” so i guess it’s a wash! www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Final Score Graphic 4/20/26 St. Louis Cardinals 3 (13-9) - Miami Marlins 5 (11-12) Pictured: Agustín Ramírez celebrates as he rounds the bases after hitting a home run. He is wearing a white Marlins jerseys with a black helmet.

Agustín Ramírez homers as the @Marlins pick up a W at home!

good win for the fish 🐟

Liam Hicks! A little aggressive waving in Edwards but it took an absolute perfect relay to get him

Agustin Ramirez please go full time DH already

We don’t really need to keep putting Graham Pauley in the lineup.

One of the greatest streaks in sports history ends today.

4/20/2023 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2024 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2025 <--- Cody Bellinger homered

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Video: Why do Marlins still insist on using Agustín Ramírez as catcher? There is now a full year of evidence that Agustín Ramírez does not provide major league-caliber defense behind the plate. Fish On First LIVE discusses what comes next for him.

There is now a full year of evidence that Agustín Ramírez does not provide major league-caliber defense behind the plate. Fish On First LIVE discusses what comes next for him. #marlins #miami #FightinFish

Uath Mammoth

Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality

Martinelli can fuck all the way off.

The evolution of Liam Hicks has been nice to see

Misiorowski throws pretty fucking hard

Gutting. We had the chance to go ahead through Havertz before their second, and then to equalise at the end but on both occasions the finishing wasn't up to scratch - esp the late header.

Big moments win you titles, and we couldn't deliver those today. No lack of effort, just final third quality

Arsenal have out-chanced Manchester City in the second half.

They've had one good opportunity. They scored. Two posts, a breakaway not converted, and over the bar.

Gabriel Martinelli has been dreadful.

Kai Havertz finish please good god

yeah, i'll be sad and upset if it ends like this but we did look better at times... gonna be hard but i'll try to remember it's not over

HOW HAS HE NOT GIVEN A FOUL THERE

MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO COME CLEAN OFF

Arsenal pretty much went down to 10 men when they brought on Martinelli.

Gabriel you fucking idiot. I can't believe he's just done that.

What was wrong with Noni. Martinelli is an overall negative for us so far.

i hate posts

I would have preferred if that had gone in the net I think

Havertz does a lot of things very well. Consistently finishing is his kryptonite.