Ed is tucked down into Stede’s bathtub under a comforting blanket. He is feeling a mixture of guilt, fear, and despair, which is evident on his face.

You do not have to be good.

You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.

You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.

-Wild Geese, by Mary Oliver

Mention hating my hair and need my yearly short hair cut- she suggests I simply need to grow it longer to get through this phase. Mom, I am the phase.

Also, mention that I am feeling a certain way about side effects of a new mental health med- she suggests I am simply taking too many of those meds and should stop. Trust me, ma, you should be on these too. 😅

Someday I will be able to regulate my nervous system around my mother but today is not that day. I love her, for the record, it is just always such a struggle to parent my kids around her. 🙃

This is very Izzy dealing with Ed’s hookups coded.

a cartoon of a girl in bed with the words i 'll remember you though ALT: a cartoon of a girl in bed with the words i 'll remember you though

I’ve seen it so many times but the “I remember everyone that leaves” line in Lilo & Stitch has never failed to make me cry.

I, for one, am rooting for the hippos.

The cackle I did

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

It’s not possible to overshare to me. Godspeed my friend. Your hand is doing god’s work. 😈

I’m sorry but how do you make everything so hot omg 🥵 you are an art magician

Rhys looked good as hell last night and unhinged as ever. No pics to share but 10/10 show.

Oh my gosh, yes. I used to love that remake for how bad it was.

Rhys tonight!! 😎🥳

A still from ofmd season 2 episode 2 of ed laying down in a mess on the floor

A frame from the good omens 3 trailer of crowley laying down in a mess on the floor

the depressed and abandoned babygirls club 🥺

Seeing Rhys in Boston on Sunday!!😎

Loving that depressed rat’s apparent choice of lifestyle after the end of S2 #GoodOmensS3

Me: I feel better on this new med and I’m gonna start doing things I enjoy!
Discontinuation-worthy side-effects 3 weeks in: The lie detector determined THAT was a lie!

I DO

Manifesting… gonna work on my guns 💪
#CalicoJack

Stede in the cursed suit, hip sluttily struck out: "Do I make you hard, Izzy?" Izzy in the armchair whittling the shark: "Bonnet, you make everything difficult, yes."

:))) #OFMD #OFMDMemes

This is *gorgeous*!!

A slightly younger and relaxed Jack in his natural habitat: whips and cannons
Love that rascal 😌❤️
Thanks SO much to the lovely @starswallow.bsky.social for commissioning her man to meee 🥹💕🫂

#OFMD #ofmdfanart #calicojack #calicojackofmd

I am considering 😈

anything goes at sea

Absolutely. He rubs it after meals too. “Whoooo boy! I am *stuffed*!”

Jack notices when Izzy starts sliding his plates over to him at the end of meals to finish and insisting on dessert.

Throwing this one into the wind to see it if I can get back into the swing of writing…

#CJizzy where Jack puts on some weight but Izzy secretly loves it because his tummy is the perfect shape and size to rub his own cock into while he rides Jack on the sofa.