Gritty throws a plush penguin suit from the upper deck before Penguins-Flyers game 3

Time to retire the old men

If Taijuan Walker were a hockey player, he'd play for the Penguins

Starting with murder

Crosby flopping like a baby bunny

@justinklugh.bsky.social

How is every reliever bad?

What the hell's a challenge for if you don't use it with the bases loaded and two out?! Come on JT!

Classically many more goals scored in hockey than runs in baseball, this is totally normal guys

The Phillies don't exist go flyers

Hahaha you just lost a million dollars! it wasn't a strikeout! ... I type out as tears splash on my phone screen

So tired of the automatic outs #phillies

Always the dumbest possible toilet poo with the phillies

Short sentence

I really wish we could unplug American Christianity and plug it back in again... a good hard reset... like how did we get here? I know how, but it still doesn't make sense

Get owned USA

And Harper draws the walk against the 17 year old, we're so back baby

Maybe the most Phillies headline ever

Whoa boy... certainly off to a great start to hunt down that World Series this year, let me tell you. Oh yeah, everyone loves everyone and is excited to be here and espn is helping

The vibes are complete trash rn

Bo Bichette

Well this is the worst 24hr in baseball since a couple of months ago

Chris is going to lose his shit lol

The eagles offense is completely unwatchable for absolutely no reason other than their own incompetence. What a waste of talent.

The Steelers were Likely to lose, but they found a Loop-hole.

It’s wild. Been waiting for an Eagles team to overcome the odds like this one does. Except the odds they have to overcome are on their own side. Calling the plays. Managing the game. Absolute stunods

Omg it's hot Santa and his Baja blaster!

I did it again, twice. Turns out popcorn is one of my favorite snacks. Extremely unfortunate.

Each morning I wake up, curse the earliness of the hour, eat a yogurt standing in the kitchen, quickly get ready, and fly out the door where I hit the same pothole every day on the way to work. I like routine.

Why eagles why