I do kinda fucking wish (god I wish) if I’m being honest
Posts by Mantis Ass
I LOVE THE STARLESS SEA!!! Beautiful book truly.
Finally, I’ve been waiting for this day.
I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.
Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."
Congratulations!!!! :D
Dick in hole intercourse is not the goal, it's not an inevitable destination (and honestly, neither is orgasm).
The journey is the point! And all the shivers and sounds and involuntary reactions you earn from your partner (and they from you) is way more enjoyable (to me) than the rutting.
I once described to a female friend of mine that, after half a year without birth control, I was kind of missing penetrative sex.
And she went, do you mean you haven't had sex in six months? That'a terrible.
And I said, no we fuck kind of a lot. But his dick is not the only appendage we use.
✨Color comm for @iridsnake.bsky.social!
This is actually divine in a special way I can’t describe perfectly.
Goodness I wish I was winning as much as she is
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Hoouuugh very
She’s so genuinely beautiful! I love her! The fit goes hard too
Kidney failure :(, please make her stop
Holy what kind of sleeper agent type shit is this. I remember reading this as a kid and whole heartedly believing dragons were real for the next like two years.
Oh by the heavens idk if I could do all that.
This is completely wonderful in so many ways I actually love this
Legitimately such a beautiful woman :D! I love her!
transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
one of this shitty isekai stories but it's just this
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
Scented candles that release minotaur pheromones' when lit and humidifiers with similar scented oil options for a multitude of species.
Gloopy thing
The beautiful boy! Large yellow snake! Wonderful adopt I will be back!
I love the adopt snake from @/creaturemuse.bsky.social he is a beautiful boy!!
230 (he looks like such a lovely guy!)