This new era looks good on you. Keep going 😈

Good boy 🥵

Woof 🥵

I really, really hate people. So sorry, bud. I hope that person gets the day they deserve and you can move on without ramifications.

Been too long since you popped up 🥵🤤

I already liked poker 👀

Am I actually burned out (yes) or do I just have cabin fever (yes) and a summer day naked at the river at TRC would fix me? (Also very yes)

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Nice to meet you too!

The night itself is very fun. The morning after tho… 😵‍💫

But I get a headache just looking at a glass of wine.

Another wonderful night drinking wine with naked gay people, but the morning after wine headache again brings the question:

You’re too kind, stud! You think there’s a market for an ASMR massage narration video?? 👀👀👀

Excuse me while I just…

Goddamn 🤤🥵

Where are the bate and/or sex party fundraisers? Slut for good!

If it started at happy hour time I’d be a regular, but 7p and later on a Monday is too late for south side dad…

Please 🙏🏼

Last time I went to @raincityjacks.org someone was stroking me and another was massaging my shoulders and it was an out of body experience

Shoulder in question: bsky.app/profile/altt...

Yes, it’s #FCF but can anyone advise on which is “rub my shoulders day?” That’s what dad needs right now…

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So I suppose the advice is: Don’t fight your genetics, lean into them.

My virtual trainer during the pandemic:

“Why are you trying to be a skinny little twink? Your body doesn’t want to do that. Why not lean into the bulk that comes naturally?”

And I’ve been so much happier ever since!

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This message may self-destruct if it breaks containment…

Something something cocks for Hawks 🙃

You know what else rhymes with jocks and hawks…?

That pic was from Cheeky pool club. I didn’t love where we stayed this time (Pinnacle.) Generally you want to stay in the Zona Romántica.

From buzzed and casually stroking in the pool with dozens of others to the airport back to the U.S. is QUITE the comedown 😫