Ash Ketchum vs Evil Dead

I want @alyankovic.bsky.social to parody "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray, but he sings it with all the original words except "Gimme the beat, boys" becomes "Gimme the Beach Boys"

I wonder if this is the same deer that tried to eat my hoodie when it smelled cracker crumbs in my pocket.

He got through the conclave without much trouble because he has experience handling Italian beef.

Although, funny enough, the Pope's dad is a Cardinals fan.

*the fighter picks up the harengon and swings them at enemies*
I whip my hare back and forth

And Radiohead was an excellent choice to test with!

Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words

so they're mycoblogging

Since triscuit is short for electric biscuit, an electric bicycle must be called a tricycle

If you’re still on Meta first best thing you can do is get off of it.

But since this is not always an option you can take steps to de-monetize your data

(Also yes the URL is very silly, thanks John Oliver)

johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com

I feel like a portal has been torn open in time, and we've been flung into the future, where Aku's evil is law

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too

I'm mad I got beat to this but glad I'm not alone.

How many wills would Will Smith smith if Will Smith could smith wills?

I call Fifth Third Bank "At Least Seventh Bank".

A female and a male red-bellied woodpecker, with labels pointing to the differing colors on the crown and nape.

The female red-bellied woodpecker doesn't have a red crown, and the nape isn't as bright. (image from www.birdfy.com/blogs/blogs/...)

Super happy I came across this bleat, because I just saw one of these in front of my house but couldn't get a good picture for identification!

As a native English speaker, that's also what I thought it was as a kid.

a juvenile goat bleating

I guess "skeet" from "sky" + "tweet" has become the dominant term, but hear me out: "bleet".

It was only 7 years ago when Jeb! said "Please clap."