Are youths still eating tide pods?

Cargo ship has grounded in the River Nene, Cambridgeshire

BOAT TIME

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There’s already a place called Suffolk that’s pronounced Suffuk though

I’m coming to you, the New York Times, for the latest on this story

Imagine being parachuted in to a seat nobody gives a fuck about, having to live on your own in a flat in St Mary’s Fields, having the rug pulled on you with the worst timed election possible then being left to your own devices. Oh well, never mind.

We only get the heavy hitters in c town

Ah, Timmy’s hosting him then

I expect I’ll hear the Dixie horn from my chateaux in Prettygate

I was in Colchester this afternoon!!

This is something I can do

Equally true of internationals and derby matches. I love football. I especially love petty football.

PL fixtures released and it’s just dawned on me how trouble we’re in

Blolgium

Can you let them know I also like going on the computer and struggle to concentrate too

Time to start including ridiculously bloated libraries instead

Shout out to all the dads in the chat

Told you

Look out boys it’s Albania time

In today’s thoroughly what the fuck news: apparently Holly Valance (yes that one) persuaded Nigel Farage to stand for election this year??

The only mugs are the people with bowels who can’t handle gluten (me)

My daughter, the artist. This is genuinely good.

It’s also used in programming/cryptography which obviously was hilarious in comp sci

Free crystals for all new parents

Mine went straight in the recycling

Oh I thought mine was special

The other option was not do it and have the kids find plex is missing and my little pony is gone. Which is much worse.

Good afternoon. Last night I managed to nuke all my docker containers, all associated files and all their backups.
I’d been meaning to redo them all for ages but couldn’t be arsed to unlock my mess, but also doing it at midnight on a Tuesday was not in the plan.

Got hit with a #labourdoorstep this evening
“Any issues you’d like to raise?”
“Yeah… everything?”

Make it worse AND make money? Yes please

Um, why?