i think my biggest "i don't have any original experiences" moment was when i found out i wasn't the only person that killed r2-d2 over and over again in lego star wars ds as a kid because i would piss myself laughing at how funny he sounded

watched the amazing digital circus for the first time, i don't wanna know how much porn there is of caine and gummigoo

im so full from bananas yum

IMBECIL!!👊

i could spend a week in the 10th circle of hell and i'd still prefer a hot shower upon my return. convinced im a reptile irl atp

starting a list called "things that are spiritually neurotypical". number 1: cold showers

how could anyone be into big fat bellies eeeeeewwwwuh guhrosss

bet if you're in a cave with his starving belly YOU'RE all HE can think about...

june 2024, coloured and finished now

been a while since y'all have seen a bear.. rather hungry one at that..

this would not only certainly break my neck but since the hole that was jackhammered using my head would be so small and entirely covered by a gut it would limit virtually all other sensory stimuli so the growls would be amplified to the degree where i'd go deaf but who gaf

if a round roaring belly could just be dropped on my face when im lying down and the vibrations from said borborygmi drill my head several feet into the ground that'd be nice please and thank you

please do not hesitate to let me know what artwork of mine you've satisfied yourself to and/or has awakened a part of you that you didn't know existed

stranger things finale was a trainwreck but it's still not as bad as when they made hopper lose weight in s4

oh lord have mercy

oct 2025, adjustments and other stuff jan 2026. still haven't figured out arm muscles dont yell at me

idk who he is i just felt a need

jan 2026, trying a flatter shading style

get too close and he'll confuse you for a huge walking talking fruit

unreleased variant of a king kooper i posted on twitter back in march 2022. idk i kinda ate with this one im not sure why i didn't post it

i actually don't have one yet 😭 prob about time to think of one...

scientists have concluded that no one has ever lasted more than 2 seconds standing on that thing

july 2025

just call me a paleontologist at this point
last fossil for now i swear

there is so much self-indulgent porn i've made that will likely never see the light of day it's not even funny

very unfinished venom (jan 2025)

*cupcakke gulp gulp gulp gulp sfx*

sinking into a gut that's conducting an orchestra of oogs and groogs would prob cure me of everything

a huge advantage because we've made commendable strides in understanding our behaviour, ourselves in general. hopefully this knowledge will be passed down to future generations and eventually facilitate healings on a grander scale. it is 1:30 am

our biggest setback is generational trauma. it has proliferated exponentially, there are way too many of us that either consciously choose not to heal and break the cycle or do not possess the mental faculties to do so (or other extenuating circumstances). however, living in the information age is

a hallmark of an intelligent species is their propensity to lessen the time it takes to obtain sustenance. after hundreds of thousands of years, we don't live in the jungle anymore. who knows, maybe in another few hundred thousand years our tribalistic biases will be weeded out of us. you never know

life is inherently unfair, but far too many use this as a lame copout to never strive towards a better future. "i'm not gonna bother fighting for equality because it'll never happen on a universal scale" ok, but we might as well try!

jan 2025

unfinished rex

ten minute standing ovation inbound