Elvis promoted the polio vaccine.

Is this the Iranian Bluesky attack I've heard them talk about so much lately?

#AltTextHavingItsMoment

we all know I have no life, so:

From the Leno Collection.

Screenshot of Miles Teller as Peyton Manning as Michael Jackson Company Chairman John Branca in the scene from the upcoming film MICHAEL in which Branca and Michael Jackson develop a plan to catch and kill the evil monster Thriller.

"Thriller is out there, Michael. Thriller is real. And the only way Thriller can ever be stopped is if you write a top 10 song and an an accompanying short film that becomes the most popular music video of all time about Thriller to draw it into the open so you can then catch and kill Thriller."

Robert James Smith, born April 21 1959.

67

Shots fired at The Baseball Project!

That was the middle school dance Pepsi.

Kissing a Fool (Remastered) YouTube video by George Michael - Topic

One time I walked into Mary's in East Atlanta for Maryoke and a guy I worked with at Borders was singing this and I said "Dammit, you took it!" to him while he was singing. He mainly worked the third shift. That said, he's gay, so, you know, I'd have to defer if he chose it first.

Britain does be like that.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

James Johnston!

If there's something I know I have to offer women, it's that if you spend some time with me you'll soon meet your husband.

Statistically speaking, he'll be named "Matt".

Shattered (Remastered) YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic

I ever tell you about the mean hangover headache I got after just two pints of Bass in New York in 2002?
Eventually went back to my hotel early and it became an anxiety attack and I got on the next flight home.

(I fully earned the 2000 hangover there though.)

Original Trilogy Star Wars characters coming to Disneyland at the end of April.

Those are not Chanel boots on Mr. sky walker. (Or his friends)
Leia looks like the sister in "Jack Frost" when the harridan mother tries to make her look attractive to suitors.

#PartyCity

Hey, hey, wait, come back here! You gotta explain all this Batuu stuff right now!

No one does “creeped out by Columbo” like Robert Vaughn

My mom likes egg salad.
I do NOT.

Always a rude surprise opening the refrigerator when she'd made a big bowl of it. It took years of saying "no, I don't like deviled eggs" until she stopped asking.

I'd rather smell fish than boiled eggs!

Just looked some through some Instagram and Twitter. One Instagram comment was "As a conservative, we don't claim her."

She works for Tim Pool. Is a homophobe as well as a transphobe. Islamophobe too it looked like. Seemingly very puritanical too. Just mad about EVERY damn thing. Miserable.

"Star Wars: Echoes Of The Empire"

@jwhitbrook.bsky.social

"Wait, what the HELL??"

Look who just set up a pull for the first time in decades.

Red Guardian of the New Avengers/z.

No! Is no problem! Just use the "Z"! Perfect!

Okay, I'm just surprised they didn't call them "Popzicles", what with their "Zalads".

Also, I LOVE the Zax sauce. But it has to be above freezing.

Grandma's can of Danish cookies. Oh no, I don't see the one with the maraschino! Did they stop making them???

Hey, Claudius, I got those cookies, man.

"Ohhh hell yeah!"