Women weren't allowed to take out credit cards until 1974 and you could be barred from credit cards if you were gay in the 80s and 90s, so it's actually very feminist and pro-LGBT of me to have a maxed out credit card

The only things locked behind glass in the target I live near are sleeping bags, tents, and socks. Three things homeless people need the most. Like.... Just let them take it man...

???

A selfie of me stood next to a blackboard. The word "Job?" is written next to me on the blackboard.

I'm on the academic job market this fall! 🥳

I recently completed my PhD, and I'm looking for a 3+ year postdoc position. I'm also applying to fellowships to potentially work on my own project ideas. 🔭

Buckle up! It's time for a thread of self-promo 😇

That's my birthday! Hell of a present.