big Lawless energy tbh

As I was saying to another friend at the event, when I moved to LA, five years before I even started working for Metro, I would lament that I just wanted to emerge from the ground and walk into LACMA. And with the new galleries it’s going to be such a game changing reality. May 8. See you soon.

Last night I went to a Boston University alumni panel featuring my friend and other alums who work on Pluribus. On the way there I drove by 2 of our 3 new D Line stations. They look so pretty even above ground and I am so so excited to help welcome you all to them on May 8!!

Amy is such a cutie pie I think she’s going to be my crush of the season

The universe is rewarding my 11-hour day with a particularly homoerotic Taskmaster. And considering what level this show is normally working with that’s saying something

lots of mixed emotions here but I’m glad this story is getting a conclusion. I just want to see them properly happy together at the end 🥲

Daring and Dazzling, a New LACMA Floats Above Los Angeles

The D Line Extension's Wilshire/Fairfax Station is right across the street! Opens May 8!

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Red Sox vs Twins top of the 3rd 11-1 Twins

look how they’re massacring my hometown boys

Jesus was also famously weak on crime

Every day I hope that the tide will turn against our monsters. The people have turned but those with the power to do something have not yet. When they are all finally defeated, there will still be so much to do. But we should throw the biggest party possible first.

I highly recommend that our extremely normal and charismatic vice president continue his world tour

Happy JD Vance Humiliation Month to you too

“HE’LL SEE THE BIG BOARD” is an all-time line delivery.

The “I am just as sorry as you, Dmitry” call scene has aged very well. The whole film has, really.

I am rewatching Dr. Strangelove for the first time time since I picked “Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” as my senior quote.

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

The Waterfront Hotel, sadly closed now

I once stayed at a place in Oakland with very similar vibes!

Man I just paid my own personal non-reimburseable money to not sit in the last row middle seat. New Southwest system sucks.

On Leginfo, "today's law as amended" is helpful for this but not an intuitive way to explore legislation unless you know the differences.

THE FIRST EPISODE IS SO GOOD 😭

Our Flag Means Death themed paper lantern in front of a bookshelf. You can see the foot touch scene and the Merstede scene

everybody shut up and look at my cute paper lantern

Taskmaster is back tomorrow so there’s at least one thing in the world to look forward to.

I am just so completely and totally in the center of this venn diagram I’m still in shock this exists

Hi!! OFMD fan and LA Metro employee here. This is INCREDIBLE. I’m also an artist and was going to do my own version of this eventually but this is so much better than I would have done. You both have no idea how happy this makes me.

Email from LA Metro: BACK IN STOCK Due to popular demand, the official Ride the D shirts are back for a limited time only. This special drop marks 30 days until the Wilshire/ La Brea, Wilshire/Fairfax, and Wilshire/La Cienega stations open on May 8!

More tshirts, one says Ride like a G, another says C you later

PSA: the LA Metro Ride the D shirt is back in stock!! And there are other cute options for my A, B, etc Line folks: shop.metro.net

My biggest influential eldest sibling flex is that my brothers went to the same college I did

This is not a sustainable way for the world to live.

2 weeks is enough time to impeach and remove.

I picked the wrong week to, no joke, start regularly monitoring my blood pressure.