Had a roommate tell me one time my coffee was “too light” and I told her to never speak to me again.

Look, if you ask me to hold your drink, I’m going to drink a little bit of it. Sorry.

I think it’s both.

Finally. Thank goodness.

Damn

Cute underwear too

All I ever want to do is play D&D. All I ever want to talk about is D&D. The fact that there are people out there who get to play D&D as their job fills me with bitter bitter jealousy

Anyone who is worried about Brennan taking over GMing for campaign 4 of Critical Role needs to watch or rewatch Calamity. Truly some of the best episodes of any Critical Role media.

Nothing makes me feel worse about my body than shopping for clothes.

I truly don’t understand why some people choose to ride public transit and make it everyone else’s problem. To the man who is currently yelling “yee-haw” and trying to get everyone to join in, I wish only the worst for you.

Look, if you’re not going to have AC in your building, let me wear shorts to Jury Duty.

The cool new girl at work thinks I’m funny. 🥹

It was crazy hair day at the beach

I am one of those people. And I’m sorry. 😞 it doesn’t help that I was fucked up

This is the worst madlib ever

Don’t remind me. Ugh. But I need it lol

It seems so fun to play

Oh I want this one too!

🥴 woah

I didn’t get everything I wanted from my Final Fantasy booster box, but I got what mattered.

Do it on a stream. Naked.

Okay but with a little training…

Had a dream that my friends and I did a trivia night and our team name was “The Tittylickers.” We lost.

Note to self: don’t tell a coworker you’re going to “go jump in front of a train,” when you’re really going to the bank. You will get talked to by a very concerned Executive Director when you get back from the bank

Good luck on your pulls bb

This is how I feel about Magic cards. It’s all I want ever lol.

Look, if they’re going to put a scene at the end of the credits, they have to make those things move a little faster. I have to pee

I can’t watch this. I’ve used all my Twitch time for the month.

Don’t fucking talk to me

I want to get Clair Obscur: Expidition 33. But I hear it is similar to a “souls like” game in difficulty. I’m shit at souls like games. Dodging and attacking is fine but the one shot kills are lame. Is it truly like that? Or should I pick it up and try it out?