The ole bottom line Lottie and Claire definitely perform a queue-jumping faux pas today. The mission ends as it begins, with a fog horn.

New comic: "The ole bottom line" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

One of my favourite cartoonists. Not exactly cheerful work but incredible what she achieved with her minimal style, nothing is lost.

I'm trying, Manuel. I'm really trying to change.

I've just bought a pack of 10 C90 cassettes on Amazon so I can pirate some CDs

I have hundreds and hundreds of drawings in Procreate on my iPad. I think I've probably named 20% of them. And that's a generous estimate.

Been going through stacks of artwork and sketchbooks getting things ready for my show, finding a ton of weird stuff in old sketchbooks, like these ‘World of Milk’ things that I’m pretty sure I only sent to @badmachinery.com

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Hey! Traditional publishing is broken, and it's real hard to pitch a graphic novel series right now. THEIR LOSS.

@schweizercomics.bsky.social is launching a new self-published series today, OUTLAW'S APPRENTICE. Get in there!

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You got me

You ruddy got me

You're perpetuating the prurience-industrial complex and you're going to go to jail, then hell

I want a ban on true crime podcasts for 12 months with the perpetrators of said podcasts made to do community service filling potholes, perhaps raising the greater sum of human happiness for once in their sorry lives

Pull the flipping emergency brake The captain's hat. I suspect they may have got this not from the ferry's captain but from the Captain from Captain and Tennille. The moral of the story being that love... love will keep us together. h...

New comic: "Pull the flipping emergency brake" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

These guys are entrepreneurial Britain at its best.

Thanks you for the order today they will go some way to having to unexpectedly change a set of tyres. Plus sketching is fun it’s like being at a show but without my awkward pauses while I draw
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That's a great deal even though I disapprove of chocolate eggs with non-chocolate cargo on principle.

Given how much I misremember from a quarter century ago, this is very reassuring, thank you

I read that book maybe 25 years ago, I remember enjoying it, but I also recall that it featured a video-phone, which seems wrong (as it's from 1930-ish) but I'm sure I'm right.

A picture of four butchers around the word "MEAT MEN"

I was talking to @thingsbydan.co.uk today about the sort of men who sell meat in pub car parks, and was reminded of Skipton's meat auction market stall. Then I drew this.

Hey Nick, wanna see my portfolio

That lad makes the rest of us look like wet lettuce.

John Aiiison

Sounds like someone is entranced by the possibilities of the Beach Boys' wild '67-'77 ride

Should be easier I can prove beyond all doubt that it takes a mess of help to stand alone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXHwZwfMGRM Is that the Captain from Captain and Tennille on piano? Please ask a teenager beca...

New comic: "Should be easier" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

It was hard not to nibble mid-drink, wasn't it? Sends a cold shudder through me.

I'm glad I'll never have to drink from a styrofoam cup again. Horrible.

Happy birthday James. Whenever I feel like life is not happening, I try to do the opposite to what I would normally do in a given situation* to open the door to "opportunity". Sometimes this is very successful. Sometimes it is disastrous. Sometimes, a mixture of both.

*Within my moral guardrails

You're hoping Dan will lay on some wine for the private view, right? Between you and I, he's been saying he'll "buy a case of rough red at Makro, dilute the bottles 50/50, and call it rosé". But if you BYOB this should be good.

It's superb.

He tends to do that for people 📎

Sentient stationary item "Clippy" (officially Paul "Clipsworth")

I know what you found