Posts by Fort Worthless 💙🌊
Karoline Leavitt got her own Lego video.
That cross.
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Nothing says respect for the Georgia Women's Tennis team than relegating them to the being the background of the picture.
Public transportation has been cobbled together to get fans to the World Cup, but they will have to walk the last 1/2 mile. At least we didn't get stuck with a huge bill like New Jersey.
"This is an important thing to think about."
SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”
I had the opportunity to confront Pete Hegseth's bigoted spiritual mentor, Pastor Doug Wilson, and call him out on his history of hate, his misreading of the Bible, his hijacking of Jesus, and his cosplay Crusading.
It was worth it.
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This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.
However you've lined up politically in the past, if you're worried about where our country is headed, you belong in this conversation.
Here are my full opening remarks from last night in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Thankful to the people of Oklahoma for such a warm welcome back.
The most hypocritical, ridiculous administration in history, and it’s not even close.
If you ask me, Sen. Jon Ossoff is sounding more and more like a potential 2028 presidential candidate.
Sold their souls for the tax cuts.
Good. Next do the well-timed bets on Polymarket.
Trees and ocean are the worst.
Rescind all pardons. Make it a test case in the courts.
Special task force to review the Epstein case from beginning to end. File charges or name the law enforcement personnel that failed these women and girls.
Strip security clearances & get back classified docs we already know they will steal.
Tell them it's all part of eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse in the budget.
Iran is trolling so hard.
The Glover Family.
This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)
Victor Orbán’s removal sends a timely signal.
Corrupt kleptocratic Christian nationalism was on the ballot in Hungary today — just as it will be on the ballots that Americans will cast in November.
It was repudiated abroad — may it be repudiated here in November (and beyond).
The end of Viktor Orbán’s autocratic regime is a victory not just for Hungary, but for people who value democracy around the world. Congratulations to Tisza, to incoming leader Péter Magyar, and to Hungarians everywhere.
Probably working on plans to raze Gaza and build luxury high-rise condos. Everybody pictured gets their choice of penthouse at a substantial discount.