My son delivers pizza for Domino’s to help pay for college and I’d like to thank the PGA Championship for giving him his eighth old white guy cash tipper of the night. Go get your bag, babe!

I have the Orioles demise constantly on my brain and I also grew up around the corner from Don Mattingly, so it tracks that last night I dreamed I was sitting with him at dinner, begging Donnie Baseball to step in or step up and find the O’s a good manager. Mentally, I may be overly invested.

The Orioles are a fundamentally terrible baseball team. Every night is a new level of shameful.

Any other washed-up starters the Orioles can bring in during their competitive window instead of actual upgrades?

Five home runs.
Four outs.

If only we’d known during the offseason that the O’s needed a pitcher. Oh, wait…

Ugh, this poor guy.

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

OMG Orioles. Four home runs in the first inning. I just can’t. FFS, can we panic yet? This is inexcusable.

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

Bring on the robots. They scored as a result of this. Never any accountability.

Absolute lifeless, pathetic baseball, on the whole, for the last 80-90+ games. The manager is obviously on the hook for that. Everyone involved is on the hook. Get it together, Orioles

No longer a fluke or unlucky stretch, I have to face the fact that the Orioles are terrible.

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Capitals!!!

With all our young talent, I will never forgive Elias for this Orioles offseason.

Infuriating.

I’d planned to spend Easter at the Orioles game, but when I saw Morton was pitching with a series on the line, I couldn’t bring myself to spend the time and money knowing I’d likely end up depressed. Really hoping I’m wrong but…

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

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6-10

O’s are rained out so I’m watching & rooting for the Nats tonight, but can I just say how awesome it was to see former Oriole Kyle Stowers hit a helluva triple? Glad he’s finding success.

Orioles 😫

The Orioles look terrible. I know it’s a long season but right now this is painful to watch. I had been worried about pitching all off season and I still am, but fundamentals aren’t working either. They need to get it together and fast cuz this sucks.

UGH, Orioles. Baseball is not supposed to make me this worried and depressed til at least the All-Star break. Gross.

OMG. Orioles home run machine for their season opener! What a start.

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Season opener Adley home run? As it should be! Go O’s!

The first roster of the year, feels like the return of an old friend. We’re back, Birdland!

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Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! Go O’s! ⚾️

#birdland
#please_don’t_ruin_my_mental_health_this_year

If they don’t sell merch, what are they even doing? Happy Women’s History Month!

Was lamenting this dreary time between football and baseball but OMG, this USA vs Canada four nations face off hockey game is fire! 🔥

This resignation letter from a two bronze star Iraq war veteran fraud fighting US prosecutor is hero stuff. (BTW, Republican appointees, corrupt Democrat Mayor) Abandon your morals or get fired? Nah, I’m out.

Peak Integrity.

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Moving on.

💯